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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

New Word Wednesday #39

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think,  "What a waste!  What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

borave:  (verb)  to exaggerate in a wildly enthusiastic manner; as in "Rodney had a tendency to borave about his lack of sexual endowment."


ecturtle:  a tortoise which has been genetically altered to contribute to the improvement of the ecological environment; as in, "The ecturtle's excrement exits it's anus as odorless ozonide which eventually rises and helps replenish the ozone layer.

nonucco:  (noun) a cheap material substituted for stucco in the construction of affordable housing in the Southwest; as in, "Because the outer shell of his home was nonucco, Jake had purchased it for $25,000 less than the stucco equivalent."


nundats:  (noun) bits of information regarding various religious orders; as in, "Martha researched the nundats carefully before deciding to join the Sisters of Mercy."

pardsma:  (noun)  a redneck term for one's incestuous lover who also happens to be the person's mother:  as in, "Bubba introduced us to his pardsma, which was extremely awkward for those of us who knew the family."

Remember--use a word three times in a sentence and it's in your vocabulary forever!
EVA

19 comments:

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Those are great words! It would sure be nice to find them in the dictionary.

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

I loved ecturtle.....until I came to Pardsma, which totally eclipsed ecturtle for me.

Gail said...

Pardsma, I believe, wins hands down!

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

Just what we need. A turtle whose farts are eco-friendly. Thanks, Eva, for this marvelous innovation. :0)

David Allen Waters said...

ha echo friendly farts, not around my house...LOL :)

Brian Miller said...

hahah ecturtleis awesome! pardsma made me laugh out loud as well...

LuLu Kellogg said...

LOL @ what Dawn said!!

So glad to have found you through PJ!!

Cheers!
LuLu~*xoxo

Sue said...

Yep, my vote goes to pardsma this time...

=)

Pat said...

Oh my gosh! You just continue to amaze AND amuse me each week with this meme! Thanks for doing this!

Eva Gallant said...

Dawn: I do what I can!

Lulu: I'm glad you found me, too!

Kristy said...

Pardsma - gives me the willies!

Nezzy said...

Heeehehehe!!! Loved the 'new' words sweetie, especial pardsma...it's sooo hillbilly! Heeehehhe!

I too am not a lover of word verification. Drives me bonkers!

You have yourself one blessed day sweeite!!!

The Frisky Virgin said...

ecturtle totally created this Pixar-like character in my mind, which is why I must vote for this one! :)

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: You are even more imaginative than I!

tsonodablog said...

Ecturtle? ROFL...now that one took some helluva imagination. Love it!

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: That was a tough one!

She Writes said...

Men tend to borave about their endowments period. Boraving is natural to them. Women encourage a boraver and make him worse :)!

JeannetteLS said...

I've been keeping a list and was thinking this would be fun, and THERE YOU Were. I am really enjoying this.

Eva Gallant said...

SheWrites: That is so true!