Last week I posted a photo and challenged readers to come up with a caption for the photo. Here's the photo:
Here are the caption entries:
1. Rufus tried really hard to do a wheelie, but Gladys' damn diet wrecked his plans.
2. She thinks my tractor's sexy!
3. Hold on tight Lulabelle, I got a full tank o'gas, gonna try doin' them donuts!
4. Walmart sells tractors?!
5. afeelofthisthang tweenyerlegs wigitjagoin enyday
6. 'Ridin' Dirty'
7. Everything's bigger in Texas, EVERYTHING!
8. "I'll ask you one more time, sir. Are you positive it wasn't you and your vehicle that ran the red light on October 3rd?"
9. "Best ride in town,Sweetiepie!"
10. High on the Hawg
11. Hank sure does have a preference for double wides....
12. "Hey, ya'll, check out my hawg! Oh, yeah, and the tractor."
13. "I call it the 'trac-cycle'. And my wife's a hermaphrodite!"Because....he likes stuff that's....a mixture....
14. "yeeeeeeeeeee hah"
15. This is how we roll.
16. Save a horse. Ride a tractor.
17. Mama likes her boys and their toys extra large!
My sister, who judged the last caption contest, just couldn't select a winner, so I'm turning the judging over to my readers. You vote for your favorite, and let's see which gets the most votes!