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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

New Word Wednesday #40

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think,  "What a waste!  What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again."

With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard)

Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

arsth:  (noun) word used by a British person with a lisp to indicate they think a person is behaving like a posterior; as in, "Elizabeth told her husband to stop being such an arsth."


frimple:  (noun)  a cheek or chin indention that only appears when the person frowns; as in, "We could always tell when Debbie was unhappy because her frimple was quite evident."

rotorsal: (noun)  a sexual technique invented by a porn actress named Sal which involves the female spinning during the sex act; as in, "Try as he might, Rodney couldn't get his date to do the rotorsal."


stmac:  (verb?)  used by chubby bloggers in emails and comments, represents "shaking these massive ass cheeks"  to indicate the writer is sending a come hither invitation; as in, "Carla ended her email to Henry, with stmac."

tranders:  (verb) a slang word used to indicate a person is undergoing gender reassignment surgery; as in, "George's family is undergoing counseling to prepare them for when he tranders to Georgette."

Don't forget:  Use a word three times in a sentence and it's in your vocabulary forever!
EVA

21 comments:

Ruth said...

Those are funny. My favorite is arsth.

lyndylou said...

My favourite was Frimple lol

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Love frimple and STMAC!

River said...

rotorsal?
I'm not at all surprised that Rodney couldn't get his girlfriend/date to do that! It sounds as if it might be painful. Can you imagine the contortions needed to do such a thing?

rosaria said...

Too much!

Brian Miller said...

there is coffee running downmy chin at stmac

David Allen Waters said...

hahhahaa, this has turned into one of my fav post you do....Now to use them in convos today ;)

Sue said...

I'm loving frimple.

=)

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Nancy Thompson said...

Ha! I don't even know if my blog uses that whole word verification thingy. I'm such a technidiot! Hey, there's a new word for ya!

Personally, I like tranders the best. It sounds perfect.

Thanks for coming by and commenting today!

Kristy said...

Sal's going to be looking for a girl who will do the rotorsal for a looong time.

Al Penwasser said...

I thought a "frimple" was a French zit.
Or something at Friendly's (oh, that's a 'fribble').

Craftwhack said...

These are awesome! arsth will be in my vocabulary forevermore.

Eva Gallant said...

rosaria: I hope that's a compliment!

Midday Escapades said...

Really, only 3 times and it's in our vocabulary. Cool. Hey, I wonder if the "arsth" word is what I have seen as "arse" in blog language. You are so smart, Eva!

Helene said...

I always love when you do these types of posts...the sentence examples always make me laugh!

Frimple had me in hysterics!!!

Unknown Mami said...

Oh no, I think I have frimples.

Pat said...

This just might be the best installment yet!

Ah yes, the rotorsal, I remember it well. But now when I try it, my face just gets a frimple.

Eva Gallant said...

Jayne: I would have less trouble with #2 than with #1! I don't know if I would trust that one way glass!

The Frisky Virgin said...

Arsth. The second I saw it, I started laughing. My very favorite...and I'm gonna use it. I actually know someone right now to whom this word applies-eth.

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Glad you're liking it.