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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

New Word Wednesday #43

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think,  "What a waste!  What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again."

With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard)

Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

adtwite:  advertising copy especially written for posting on Twitter; as in, "Being good at composing adtwite requires a special talent  for getting a catchy message across in a limited number of characters."

chinef: (noun)  a Chinese chef; as in, "The food at the Happy Dragon Restaurant was deliciously authentic, thanks to the newly hired chinef."

jigual:  (adjective)  a solo sexual activity performed while incarcerated; as in, "Vincent made a jigual visit to his cot several times a day."

lasta:  (noun) the final serving of pasta; as in, "Luigi could always be counted on to scoop up the lasta as a second serving when Mamma made spaghetti."

wedderama:  (noun) a ridiculously elaborate nuptial celebration; as in "The next Kardashian marriage is bound to be a wedderrama in an attempt to outdo the previous event."

Remember:  Use a word 3 times in a sentence and it's in your vocabulary for ever! (At least that's what I've heard!)

EVA

15 comments:

Argent said...

Those word verification thingies are fun. Back in the day, we had a poetry challenge based on them and I wrote /this.

Steadfast Ahoy! said...

Boy! do I despise those word verification boxes. They take time and patience when all I want to do is leave a little love and move on....
Rosemary

Brian Miller said...

jigual visits....hahahah....you are slaying me...lol. nice eva.

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Vincent was a busy boy!

tsonodablog said...

Jigual visits.....snicker. And I hate it when you reach the lasta. That's just heart breaking. LOLOL

Sue said...

All good, but I liked wedderama best of all! That one is almost visual...

=)

Bossy Betty said...

I am always the one to get the lasta!!!

Thanks for the giggles.

Eva Gallant said...

Argent: I read your poem! Terrific stuff!

Terri: I'll be having the lasta for dinner tonight.

Al Penwasser said...

And sometimes a jigual can lasta long time.

Eva Gallant said...

Canadian: Strangely enough, it says the freezer was unplugged. I can't believe no one smelled anything strange. That freezer must have had a very tight seal!

Katherine said...

"Vincent made a jigual visit to his cot several times a day."

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!!!! You are hysterical! When I saw your picture on "man of steel" I HAD to click and look at your block. Will certainly be back! :)

Eva Gallant said...

Katherine: Welcome! I hope you become a regular!

The Frisky Virgin said...

Lasta! Love that! Wedderama is awesome too!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Glad you liked them!

5ohWifey said...

I hate those word verification boxes! I'm positive some of my comments haven't been posted places because I missed noticing them. Down with them! haha