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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Saturday Silliness





The winner of the caption contest was  Kablooey!   Click on her name to go to her blog...It's really funny just like her caption was!  I have posted it under the photo just to remind you what the contest was about.


"Rufus really tried hard to do a wheelie, but Gladys' damn diet ruined his plans!"

A special thanks to all of you who penned captions, and all of you who voted.  This caption received twice as many votes as the second place entry!  Great job Kablooey!     (Don't forget to go visit her blog!)

And now back to our regularly scheduled Saturday Silliness!
A Question of Trust


As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.

Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.

Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"

The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?" 




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THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately
Walked in. She was shocked to see her
Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
Perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.'
The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress,
He instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
Undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
Dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
On the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
And saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said.  
'What's for dinner?' 



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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. 

"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. 

"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"


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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. 


The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."


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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly. 



He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '.. Did you see me rob this bank?'


 The man replied, ' No sir, I didn't, but my wife did !


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EVA

15 comments:

SherilinR said...

good ones! i need to iron my love dress too. and maybe get it in a smaller size.

Aging gal said...

Have a good Saturday, Eva!

River said...

The love dress gave me a good chuckle!

Congratulations to Kablooey.

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Great sillies, all!

David Allen Waters said...

LOL< that love dress killed me....I have seen a few who could use an iron, but must say loved them just the way they were ;)

Jen said...

Oh, EVA EVA!!!Great job....those were all good.! I'm glad I never tried my love dress....I would have to go have it steamed pressed!!

Bossy Betty said...

Good ones! Gotta go iron my love dress now!

Brian Miller said...

lol you just started my saturday with a great laugh...the dress was my fav...have a great weekend!

Lazarus said...

Eva, it seems like you surf a different internet from the rest of us, you always come up with these previously unseen jokes and cartoon, I am truly amazed. Enjoyed the post and the caption contest, thanks!

Pat said...

FYI - fat people don't have wrinkles....they don't look good naked, but still, no wrinkles. FACT.

jokes were great this week!

K A B L O O E Y said...

First off, yippee dog; thanks Eva and thanks Eva fans for supporting my captioning effort. Please do stop by because any friend of Eva's has got to be pretty cool. Nice set o' jokes this week, esp. the love dress. Is it just me or is it 50% funnier because he said "what's for dinner?"

rosaria said...

All the laughing is giving me wrinkles!

tsonodablog said...

Good ones! Love your Saturday Silliness, Eva!

Eva Gallant said...

terri: Always happy to make you smile!

rosaria: Oh, no! Can't have that.

jen: Glad you liked them!

Aging gal: You, too!

Vodka Logic said...

I think my love dress is too tight..