Wednesday, November 9, 2011

New Word Wednesday #45

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think,  "What a waste!  What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again."

With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard)

Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

calsl:  (verb?)  senior code used in texting which means 'Can't Avoid Leaks.  Soaked Lingerie;  as in, "To explain her quick exit from the restaurant, Edna sent a phone text to her friends saying, 'Sorry. calsl.'"

cryosan:  (noun) Asian slang word for baby; as in, "Mammasan and Pappasan were totally baffled as to how to deal with the crayosan.."

jughanti:  (noun) a decanter used specifically for dispensing Chianti, as in  "When at Antonio's Restaurant, you can count on a jughanti to be served with their pasta."

moofies:  (noun)  schedule III drugs that when ingested cause the ingestee to bovine sounds; often used at parties to make a newcomer a source of entertainment; as in, "After Rodney slipped a couple of moofies into Kirsten's drink, she began mooing and chewing her cud."

uncybe:  (verb)  the act of removing oneself from the internet and computer access, as in, "When Junior started losing weight due to meals missed because he couldn't stop playing  online vidoe games, his parents informed him it was time to uncybe."

Don't forget, use a word 3 times and it's in your vocabulary forever!

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Brian Miller said...

moofies is just dang funny....where can i go to get some...these are a rip today

Melissa said...

Preventing spam seems to be an ongoing problem! A good program to use is askinet which filters comments.Thanks for stopping by!

Laurie Kolp said...

Here are a few I've written down with you in mind, Eva. Perhaps you can come up with clever definitions for them:


Al Penwasser said...

I've adjusted one word slightly......
Jughsanti-my mother's sister's breasts.....?

Sue said...

Uncybe and moofies made me laugh.


Helene said...

Hahahaha, "moofies" totally made my day!!!

Modern Gypsy said...

This is hilarious!! You sure are creative, Eva!

Eva Gallant said...

Gypsy: Glad I could give you a laugh!

Pat said...

Another great week, Eva! These were hysterical!