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Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Perfect Christmas Present?













This lady's "Passion Pants"  caused her to swoon from pleasure!  when the paramedics arrived on the scene,  the black boxers were still buzzing, which is how they discovered the collapse-causing culprits!  They removed the ravishing rascals lest they take her to a rapture of no return,  and then hauled her hiney to the hospital.

She recovered, none the worse for wear, and the devilish duds were returned by one of the paramedics.

I was thinking of putting these on my Christmas wish list.....talk about good vibrations!  They're the gift that keeps on giving!

When I Googled "battery operated passion pants" I got nothing but car batteries, battery cables, bathroom faucets and tub drains!

Oh well, they probably don't make them in my size anyhow!  Guess I'll have to settle for chocolate!
EVA

23 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Must put on Christmas list.

Poppy said...

Oh my word. I worked at 911 for 10 years and though I have never heard of passion panties specifically, I'd seriously contemplate dying of a sex toy emergency than call for help. It does provide the dispatcher, police, fire, ems, and hospital staff with hours of entertainment, but it would be so humiliating!

Sue said...

Can you imagine the embarrassment?

=D

River said...

Oh! Must remember to never wear passion pants when shopping.....that's if Santa leaves me a pair.

Coffee Slut said...

Too funny! It wasn't my store ...people just wear their pajamas to shop there.
Happy Thursday!

Brian Miller said...

hahaha that is awesome...smiles...hmmm...stay writhing in the throes of passion or call 911...

rosaria said...

Chocolate is safer!
Happy Holidays.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Rock on THAT lady (no it wasn't me!). I see the thrill in buying such an item but honestly, to the SUPERMARKET? If you're in the habit of orgasmic fainting keep the happy panties for home.

ASDA are wrong though about the excitement. Give shoppers free wine and a paint gun and then we'll talk, ASDA, okay?

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

"Shopping with us is exciting enough."

I want to work for that guy . . . great line.

I'm Domestic not Dead said...

Oh my! You certainly should ask for those for Christmas!

Kara Muller said...

I want to swoon from pleasure!...although preferably not in a public place!

Terri Sonoda said...

Oh lordy. For once, I have no words.

Kristy said...

I love this! That is hilarious!! Maybe it was the combo of the panties and shopping at the same time that did her in. Wow. I think I'd like to take that challenge. :)

Al Penwasser said...

This is fantastic! All I can do is turn is turn my cell phone on "vibrate", shove it down the front of my pants, and ask people to call me.

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

Gott dang it, Eva! We must find these! Where's my debit card?!

injaynesworld said...

BAHAHAHA!

Eva Gallant said...

CoffeeSlut: I believe it...people seem to wear those pj bottoms everywhere.

Veg: No kidding! Of course, she might not have known what might happen and just wanted to be a happy shopper!

Terri: I don't believe it! lol

Dawn: Good luck; I couldn't find them!

Jayne: My sentiments exactly!

Allison said...

So funny! I wonder if that's a spoof or real?

Joanna Jenkins said...

Oh good lord! Now I've heard everything! WHat a crack up.

Merry Christmas Eva, xo jj

Laurie Kolp said...

hahaha...I bet those paramedics really got a kick out of it, too.

Eva Gallant said...

Allison: I think it's real; it was in a London Newspaper.

Eva Gallant said...

Allison: I think it's real; it was in a London Newspaper.

Mrs. Tuna said...

I can't decide if I need to be naughty or nice for Santa to leave this for me under the tree.