Monday, December 12, 2011

Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

Another gem that came to me on email and I just had to share!

Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

10. Oh Holiday Tree

9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

8. Frosty the Snow Person

7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continually Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)

6. Higher Power Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-human Perpetrator

4. Deck the Halls With Undamaged Boughs of Foliage (if office policy permits)

3. Hark! the Harold Mythical Winged Creature Sings

2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Clause With a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

1. I’ll be Home for a Short Period of Time in

And here's a wish from some of our brave soldiers who've been deployed for 214 days last year, and diverted for another 7 weeks to Libya:


Terri Sonoda said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE that video! I first saw it on "Good Morning America" and it just made my day. So cool.

Brian Miller said...

nice...very cool vid...saw it over at vals...and the songs crack me up...what is this world coming to?

Brandie said...

Hi there! Thanks for the visit and nice comment this morning. I'm so glad I returned the visit and started my day with a smile:)!

Kristina P. said...

Yep, sounds about right!

Sue said...

Funny but the fact that the list even has to exist makes me mad.

Plain old mad.


Kelley said...

That's cute! Loved Frosty the Snowperson. I better start singing it that way before I offend someone. Wouldn't want to do that!

Ruth said...

My daughter heard on the radio last week that some school was changing the words to Deck the Halls. They no longer have gay apparel. Apparel, yes. It just can't be gay anymore.
These are good.

Ann On and On... said...

Grandma Allededly....that is so funny. *Now I need to watch the video.

The Frisky Virgin said...

LOL Hilarious! It will always be a Christmas tree to me!

And I agree with Sue, too. All this politically correct nonsense over such a beautiful, wonderful holiday is sickening.

Al Penwasser said...

These were great!
I have a politically correct rendering of "The Night Before Christmas" waiting to go. I'll be out of town for a couple days, but, when I get back, I'll polish it a little and publish it.
Hope you like it.

Pat said...

The top 10 carols were funny, but that video! GREAT!! What a fun group! Thanks for sharing that!

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Once I saw the video, I had to share it!