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Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Walmartians Are Out And About

Well you knew the pre-holiday and post-holiday sales around the country would bring them out, didn't you?


Now there's a shirt that would have made his mother proud--not to mention exciting all the ladies!


This must be the Santa from that new planet they discovered, Kepler 20F!


And he brought one of his elves with him!!!


Who needs to diet?  Just get a shirt that shows what you want to look like!  Where can I get one???


It's an ethnic Smurfette!


Hmmmm....a double scoop of chocolate asscream!


See what happens if you keep your ChiaPet too long???


Hey, Dude!  The hat does not match the outfit!


"Shopper in need of pants on Aisle Three!"

Where would we be without the entertainment of Walmart shopping?
EVA

13 comments:

Shelley said...

Oh my Lanta!!!! Ha ha.

River said...

The Santa and the Elf I can laugh at, but the rest?
Oh. Dear. God!!!
I'm convinced none of these people have mirrors in their homes.

Gail said...

Gladly, I can honestly say, I never dress like any of these, even at home!

Marge in Michigan said...

OMG, and I thought OUR Wal-Mart was bad!!!!!

Brian Miller said...

ewww.........................

i wonder where he got that shirt though....

Abby said...

Holy. Crap.
First of all, the phrase "Walmartians" is priceless, unlike all those quality items at Walmart.
Second, I literally laughed out loud here at work. I don't do that a lot. You are awesome. They are scary.

The Broad said...

This is seriously funny -- and also seriously sad -- in a fabulous sort of way, if you know what I mean!!

Al Penwasser said...

Every time I go to Walmart, I bring my camera just in case I see one of these critters. Unfortunately, I have yet to see any. It's just a matter of time, though.
Now, if I could only take a picture of a fart cloud.....

Laurie Kolp said...

The chocolate ass-cream is hilarious... some I'm not surprised. Best wishes for a Target new year!

rosaria said...

Shucks! I thought you ran into these people on your main drag.
Too much!

Terri Sonoda said...

Double Ewwwww on that first and that last picture. OMG. I just love Wal-Mart.

Eva Gallant said...

Shelley: They are a rush, aren't they!

Marge: I think they are everywhere!

Abby: Hope you didn't get in trouble at work!

Terri: I agree!!

Sue said...

Okay, that first one is beyond disgusting.

Bleccchh.