Thursday, December 1, 2011

Where I Have Been

I received this in an email from a dear friend and just had to share it.   I hope it gives you a chuckle as it did me!

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
It's an age thing.

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.
My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!



Terri Sonoda said...

Fabulous. LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Laughing my ass off. So cute. And clever!

The Frisky Virgin said...

Aw, I LOVE this! Genius!

Brian Miller said...

haha...ha fun one...i been in Sane...

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

I am in Cahoots with YOU, Eva. Thanks for the laugh, as always! :)

Nick said...

In-deed, very good

Muffy's Marks said...

Keep smiling, they will never know what you are up to!

Marie said...

Hi Eva, That was a hysterical read, I needed that. ;)

Allison said...

That is pretty funny! Thanks for visiting my blog!

Sue said...

That's about as clever as it gets!



SherilinR said...

that was very clever and cute.

Al Penwasser said...

I was in cahoots once. But, the owls kept me up.

Pat said...

This was very clever! I'm in Cahoots at LEAST once a year! Ha ha! But the only souvenir I have is a "get out of jail free" card!

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Helene said...

I LOVE this!!! Very clever and definitely gave me a good laugh!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: I wish I could take credit for it, but it came to me in an email.

Frisky: See above!

Dawn: Glad to have you around to share the laughs!

Nick: Clever comment!

Allison: Thanks for returning the visit!

Reeni said...

So cute! I've been to almost all these places at one time or another!