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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Saturday Silliness

Male Logic vs.
Female Intent

Milk and eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)
 
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I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to Buzz off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!



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Ticket, please.


There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

14 comments:

Sue said...

Have to admit that I chuckled at the last one...

=)

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Hilarious! Just what I needed!

The Frisky Virgin said...

"...have to show your ticket, not your stub." LMAO!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

They're all hysterical! :)

Beelzebug said...

Of course it is logic :)

Brian Miller said...

oh my...i wonder just how drunk he is in that sportmans double...

The Broad said...

I laughed at each one! Thanks for that...

Kara said...

These are great! Thanks for the laugh.

Pat said...

Loved them all!

rosaria said...

To think that this therapy session is free and available on demand brings a smile to my face.

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Glad I could give you a chuckle!

Al Penwasser said...

Too funny!
But, as Mrs. Penwasser would ask, "Male Logic? Isn't that an oxymoron?"
By the way, I took the plunge and submitted a book to Kindle, thanks to you.

Ruth said...

The first one is exactly why I have to make a very detailed list of what I want and don't want from the store. Even than,I still sometimes receive multiples.

Joanne said...

Loved the mother daughter threesome one! Hysterical!

Eva Gallant said...

Joanne: That was my favorite, too!