This week's Saturday Silliness comes to you from just outside Nashville, TN.
A man joined a big national company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, "Get me a cup of coffe and quickly!"
The voice at the other end of the line responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension. Do you know who you are talking to?
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot."
"And do you know who you're talking to, you idot?"
"No," replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" said the trainee, and quickly he hung up.
The Irish Brothel
Three Irishmen were sitting in the window seat at the pub across the street from a brothel. The local Methodist minister appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Will you look at that," said the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what hipocrits they were?"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth, when the local Rabbi knocks on the brothel door and quickly goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with his pious preaching and stupid hats." commented the second Irishman. The three continue drinking thier beer and soundly condemning the minister and the Rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the brothel door and enter.
"Aw, now that's sad," said the third Irishman. On of the girls must have died."