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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Saturday Silliness

This week's Saturday Silliness comes to you from just outside Nashville, TN.

Whoops!
A man joined a big national company as a trainee.  On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, "Get me a cup of coffe and quickly!"

The voice at the other end of the line responded, "You fool!  You've dialed the wrong extension.  Do you know who you are talking to?

"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot."

"And do you know who you're talking to, you idot?"

"No," replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" said the trainee, and quickly he hung up.
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The Irish Brothel

Three Irishmen were sitting in the window seat at the pub across the street from a brothel.  The  local Methodist minister appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Will you look at that," said the first Irishman.  "Didn't I always say what hipocrits they were?"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth, when the local Rabbi knocks on the brothel door and quickly goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with his pious preaching and stupid hats." commented the second Irishman.  The three continue drinking thier beer and soundly condemning the minister and the Rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the brothel door and enter.

"Aw, now that's sad," said the third Irishman.  On of the girls must have died."

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 EVA

14 comments:

Ruth said...

These are so great!

Sue said...

Good ones, Eva!

=)

Charlotte said...

Thanks for the laughs. Have a great weekend.

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

OK, I am trying to figure out how they got panties on that rhino. Rhinos are mean sumbitches! Or maybe that's hippos.
Funny stuff, Eva. Have a great weekend!!

Jen said...

Funny.....hope you are both having a great time...

Pat said...

I love the Irish joke! I remember a bar in Ireland - it was directly across from the Catholic church and was called, "The Last Pew"!

Brian Miller said...

whew...i think i seen that rhino before but wont say a word as i fear the horn...ha....some fun this morning and so good to see you!!!!!

Al Penwasser said...

And just where did you get my honeymoon picture? The first Mrs. Penwasser probably wouldn't be amused. On the other hand, we are talking about the FIRST Mrs. Penwasser.
So, the picture's cool.

ipenka said...

These were great. Definitely needed a bit of laughter to relax.

tattytiara said...

I always know to come here for a fix of the good stuff - you're always holding!

Kristy said...

LOL! Love the first one! I'll have to remember that. Totally something I would do someday.

Gina Gao said...

This is a really great blog. I enjoy reading your posts.

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Sela Toki said...

You're killing me with these hilarious posts. Love all three of them. Especially the first one. Ummm no,all of them! Got me ROTFL.
So funny.

One Bad Pixie said...

Love these! Especially the one about the underwear.

Thanks Eva! I needed the laugh