Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Random Thoughts

My brother turned 82 yesterday.  That is so amazing.  And he looks great.  I hope he has many more birthdays ahead of him!

Of course, this means I'm getting older, too.  I have noticed that as we age, we develp migrating hair problems; for men, this means small shrubs taking root inside the ears, which may account for some hearing loss.  For me, it means the hair that used to grow on my legs is finding its way to my face.  At this rate, I'll soon be able to pluck my legs and shave my face!

I just read that the latest craze is to have plastic surgery to have your butt "enhanced" to look like Pippa Middleton's.

Apparently, women are willling to pay to have fat from their abdomens or thighs injected into their butts to achieve the look.  Hell, my butt makes two of hers without my having to undergo surgery!  Does this mean we can expect at some point that women will be paying to have the" Eva Butt?"    If so, I can tell you now, it takes longer than plastic surgery and involves the consumption of lots of pepperoni pizza and chocolate! (Sorry, no photos!)

Last night my Boston Celtics beat the Miami Heat for the second time.  After a very sad start to the season, the guys are looking like they have another playoff run in their future.  Rajon Rhondo, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Brandon Bass, Avery Bradley, Greg Steimsma....I love them all!
What a game!

Went to the Chamber of Horrors again yesterday and ended up having a Nooner with my husband again!  Imagine--at our age!  (If those highlighted lines don't ring a bell, you may want to click on the links.)

That's it for random thoughts for today!



Aging Gal said...

Hey, where can I get that Pippa Middleton butt? I'd like to trade in my current model...

Brian Miller said...

um, yeah i saw an article on teh butt imagine 10 years later them wanting a reduction...crazy

The Beans said...

Happy belated birthday to your brother!

I'm glad to say that I have no need for any butt procedures, for the time being. Maybe a reduction in the future. :P

-Barb the French Bean

Terri Sonoda said...

Eva, I love your randomness! And I was wondering if you were getting into the basketball fever. I see that you are. YEAH! Have a super Wednesday, my friend.
What's a nooner? :-P

Eva Gallant said...

AgingGal: According to Yahoo, it's available for $10,000 at your local plastic surgeon's.

TheBeans: I really can't imagine having ANYthing done to my butt unless it was a reduction!!

Terri: If you want to know what a nooner is, you have to click on the link!

Sue said...


Hope you enjoyed your "Nooner."


Helene said...

I had a girlfriend once tell me she was insane with jealousy because I have a J-Lo butt. I guess that was a compliment???

OMG, I totally thought you were talking about an actual nooner until I read the older post!!!

Here's food for thought....just avoid the Chamber of Horrors by actually having a real "nooner". You can burn just as many's one of those "2-fers"!!! LOL!

Al Penwasser said...

I hope to be an 82 year old brother one day. Tell him Happy Birthday!
I learned why men start sprouting hair from the ears and nose (some long enough to rig ships). Since a lot of us go bald, the skin on the head gets super hard and so the hair has no other places to escape besides the aforementioned nose and ears.
And that butt picture....? Oh, my.
Think I'll go have another look.
And then go wait on the front porch until Mrs. Penwasser comes home from work.

Kelley said...

You are so funny! I'd rather have an Eva Butt, because I heart pepperoni pizza big time. And chocolate.

Kristy @PampersandPinot said...

You are an inspiration!

Catherine, ex oh mwah! said...

this is just plain awesome, i think. and as for the butt procedures, well, i guess people will do almost anything to make their butt look good. personally, i wouldnt let anyone near mine with a knife, but i cant speak for the whole world.