There are times when the news just makes me wonder, wtf??
I just read that the Octomom filed for bankruptcy the day after she spent $520 on a haircut and $80 on hair products. She says she now is willing to perform in porn flicks for money if it will help her take care of her kids. . . I'm sure there must be tons of pervs out there wanting to see those stretch marks in action!
Then there was the female dentist whose boyfriend dumped her. A few days later he came to her office with a toothache. She sedated him and proceeded to remove every single last one of his teeth. He was shocked when he got home and removed the gauze in his mouth and looked in the mirror; I guess from here on, his bark will be worse than his bite!
Kanye West suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" while on a date with Kim Kardashian. As they stepped out of their limo, his pants started to fall down. It brings to mind that song "Pants on the Ground" or makes one wonder what was going on in the limo just prior to arriving at their destination!
An ATV enthusiast riding on a beach in British Columbia, Canada, happened on a Harley Davidson motorcycle that had managed to float in an open storage container all the way from Japan...the result of the tsunami there last year. Who would have thought a Harley could make it to Canada from Japan???
The above are all real news items. I didn't make any of them up! All I can say is, WTF?