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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

WTF NEWS!

There are times when the news just makes me wonder, wtf??


For example:

I just read that the Octomom filed for bankruptcy the day after she spent $520 on a haircut and $80 on hair products.   She says she now is willing to perform in porn flicks for money if it will help her take care of her kids. . .  I'm sure there must be tons of pervs out there wanting to see those stretch marks in action!


Then there was the female dentist whose boyfriend dumped her.  A few days later he came to her office with a toothache.  She sedated him and proceeded to remove every single last one of his teeth.  He was shocked when he got home and removed the gauze in his mouth and looked in the mirror; I guess from here on, his bark will be worse than his bite!


Kanye West suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" while on a date with Kim Kardashian.  As they stepped out of their limo, his pants started to fall down.  It brings to mind that song "Pants on the Ground" or makes one wonder what was going on in the limo just prior to arriving at their destination!


An ATV enthusiast riding on a beach in British Columbia, Canada, happened on a Harley Davidson motorcycle that had managed to float in an open storage container all the way from Japan...the result of the tsunami there last year.  Who would have thought a Harley could make it to Canada from Japan???


The above are all real news items.   I didn't make any of them up!   All I can say is, WTF?

EVA

11 comments:

Stephen Hayes said...

The one about the female dentist is incredible. What was he thinking? That she was dumb enough to perform dental work on him for free? Well, I guess she did.

Ruth said...

And the guys new girlfriend dumped him for having no teeth. LOL. I hadn't heard about the Harley from Japan- that is impressive. Did it run, I wonder? Didn't know about Kanye. But, I'd rather he'd just go away.

River said...

I heard about the Harley waahing up on the beach, what a great find!
I love Harleys.
I'm appalled at that Octomum. $520 for a haircut!! Mine costs me $45 and I only bother getting one every couple of years or so, and my hair products are only about $20 every two months or so. Simple shampoo and conditioner, that's all I buy. $520 would feed me for months!

Abby said...

Agreed on all accounts. I also add the crazy parents suing Nutella because they thought it was healthy based on the commercials. WTF happened to personal accountability, people? Good lord...

Sue said...

That thing with the oral surgeon was cold. What a crazy woman she must be.

Kristina P. said...

Octomom is just gross.

Joanne said...

I missed the bit about octo's haircut. Last bit of credit on the last credit card, eh? Revolting.

One Bad Pixie said...

Some people just don't belong in the gene pool. I can only hope octo-nut's kids all grow up and overcome her lack of intelligence and common sense. It's not their fault they were born of an idiot mother.

Marjorie said...

LOL... these are great!

Love your writing style, I will be back!

Thanks for visiting today...

make it a great day!

Nancy Thompson said...

That dentist one made me laugh when I read it last week. You know me, I love a good revenge story!! Teehee...

Terri Sonoda said...

Wow WTF is right. That Octomom makes my skin crawl. Ewwww. I feel sorry for her 200 kids, or however many she actually has.
And I LOVED the dentist one. Too excellent...