Thursday, May 31, 2012

Yes, I'm A Senior Citizen

This came to me on email and I had to share it!

I'm the life of the party ... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps ... with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.


River said...

I love this, I think I'll pass it on to a few people I know...

I'm often awake hours before my body will let me move too. which is fine on weekends, but not when I have to get to work.

Abby said...

Well crap. Minus the wrinkly saggy leg thing, I think I also qualify!

Kimberly said...

HAHAH that is awesome. I need to send this to my Father In Law who will be inducted into the Senior club in a few weeks.

Brian Miller said...

as long as you are still having the time of your life that is the thing isnt it...smiles...

misssrobin said...

Aging is definitely not for wimps -- but it beats the alternative!

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

lotta joy said...

Aging is for the strong and the young. Now how the hell did that get so screwed up!?

Sue said...

Perfect post for my 60th birthday!


Ginny Marie said...

The ostrich is my favorite! She's a cutie! I suppose 43 is too young to be called a Senior Citizen? (I certainly hope so!)

Thanks for stopping by Lemon Drop Pie!

Gardening with Juanita said...

You are very funny