The Florida Wildlife Department is advertising openings for part-time crocodile wranglers; $25 per hour, no experience necessary. Must have your own car or boat. Sounds like a chance to be crocodile bait! I wonder if people are lining up for this opportunmity???
Watch Your Mouth!
Middleborough, MA residents at a town meeting voted to impose a $20 fine on public profanity. I'm sure that will bring forth the ACU with arguments in favor of free speech. Good luck with that whole issue. I wonder if there's a list of the words that are considered profanity.....remember George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words?
The Sit-Down Pee Capital?
In Sweeden, a province is proposing a law which would require men to urinate in a seated position. The reasons given are that it is more sanitary (apparently not many men have perfect aim), it would decrease the number of prostrate problems (some of which are caused by a failure to fully empty the bladder, which is easier to do while seated), and lessen the incidences of impotence. (Sounds like a stiff argument to refute!) What I want to know is, will they have monitors in the bathrooms to make sure the law is enforced?
3D Bearded Sports Tattoos
This serious hockey fan had her favorite play Luc Rabaille's face tattooed in her armpit, and then grew a beard for him.
Hmmm......maybe I should have Kevin Garnett's face tattooed on my lower abdomen?
Yahoo was the source of the above news items; Keven Garnett's photo comes from the Celtics Website.