Wednesday, June 13, 2012

WTF Wednesday

Looking for employment?

The Florida Wildlife Department is advertising openings for part-time crocodile wranglers; $25 per hour, no experience necessary.   Must have your own car or boat.  Sounds like a chance to be crocodile bait!  I wonder if people are lining up for this opportunmity???


Watch Your Mouth!

Middleborough, MA residents at a town meeting voted to impose a $20 fine on public profanity.  I'm sure that will bring forth the ACU with arguments in favor of free speech.  Good luck with that whole issue.  I wonder if there's a list of the words that are considered profanity.....remember George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words?


The Sit-Down Pee Capital?

In Sweeden, a province is proposing a law which would require men to urinate in a seated position.  The reasons given are that it is more sanitary (apparently not many men have perfect aim), it would decrease the number of prostrate problems (some of which are caused by a failure to fully empty the bladder, which is easier to do while seated), and lessen the incidences of impotence.   (Sounds like a stiff argument to refute!)  What I want to know is, will they have monitors in the bathrooms to make sure the law is enforced?


3D Bearded Sports Tattoos

This serious hockey fan had her favorite play Luc Rabaille's face tattooed in her armpit, and then grew a beard for him. 

Hmmm......maybe I should have Kevin Garnett's face tattooed on my lower abdomen?

Yahoo was the source of the above news items; Keven Garnett's photo comes from the Celtics Website.


Stephen Hayes said...

I love the sit down pee capital. Years ago Mrs. C. complained about cleaning a bathroom used by men and I said it was no big deal and I volunteered to clean the bathroom. Once I saw the mess men leave I decided to only pee sitting down, at home anyway.

Simone said...

I wonder if I should enforce the sitting down and peeing law.

SherilinR said...

i like the idea of you getting the lower abdomen tattoo. dude might get a bushy beard, but no one else would ever get to see it. unless you have a racy internet job on the side that we don't know about.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Oh my. $20 for profanity? I'd be living under a bridge by now unable to afford rent. :)

The peeing sitting down thing is a great idea although I have no idea how comfortable that is for dudes. I do know that cleaning the bathroom when there's only a woman in the house is TEN TIMES EASIER than when a man is there dribbling everywhere (sorry!) Nothing worse than early morning barefoot trip to the bathroom and standing in something wet. UGH!

I'm sorry, were you eating?

Brian Miller said...

haha...the KG tat on the lower abdomen...oh

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

Omg.. Charging for profanity?? I'd be broke! And in a house of all men I should pass a sit down and pee law! Instead I just make them clean the bathroom.. :) Great post. My first time here.. I'll be back! You've been warned!

*New follower*

River said...

A tattooed armpit?
And I'd be wanting a lot more than $25 to wrangle a crocodile. And the promise of advance payment so I could take the money and run far away.

River said...

P.S. I had an agreement with my second hubby, he could sit to pee or he could clean the toilet. He chose to sit.

Super Earthling said...

Some very funny stuff here! :D

There's no way I'm going to wrangle crocs for any amount of $$; I could never live in Middleborough; The entire globe should follow Sweden's lead; and OUCH on the underarm tattoo!

Pat said...

Ouch! That tattoo had to hurt? And WHY would she put a tattoo in her arm pit? Crazy I tell ya!

As far as men sitting while peeing, maybe the toilet seats are rigged so a light goes on, like a confessional (for Catholics) when a person enters and kneels the light goes on to show that someone is in there.

Terri Sonoda said...

A big Ewwwwww on the armpit tattoo. Lordy.....Of all things a person could spend their money on. Sheesh.

Barbara said...

This post was too funny. This was my first time visiting your blog and I love it. I want to AMEN the peeing sitting down. I have 2 (soon to be 3) with bad aim.

Jester Queen said...

Oh my GOD -- "Must have own vehicle?" So you can toss said wrangled gators in after the fact??? That's hilarious. Surely the line is out the door with applicants. And "Stiff argument". That would probably be a total fine in Mass. ;-P. Thanks for dropping by the Jester Queen!

Sue said...

BIG groan on the lower abdomen tat.


Joanne said...

I have a friend who looks any man who comes into her house in the eye and tells him if he uses her bathroom to take a pee he must sit down. If he doesn't she'll know and it will be the last time.

glnroz said...

the guys in the white coats are definitely coming, this time,, hehehehe

rosaria williams said...

I thought I saw everything!

ipenka said...

Haha. Now THAT's a punchline.

Charlotte said...

Interesting post, but I did more ugs and yucks than laughs.