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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

WTF Wednesday!

Did you know that is illegal to "go commando" in Thailand?  Yep!  You could get arrested for being "too casual."  The law says you must wear underwear at all times.    What I want to know is, who enforces this law?  Is there a "skivvy searcher" or a "panty police?"  And I'd be curious as to what the punishment would be?  Sentenced to wearing Granny panties for 20 years?

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While we're on the subject of undies, the police in Thailand arrested a 48-year-old man and found 1,000 pairs of ladies underwear in the trunk of his car, and over 10,000 pairs at his home.  It seems the perv had been pilfering panties since the age of 18; he likes to smell them while he's driving!  OOOOOOOOOOOkay.......

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U. S. Olympic athlete Justin Gatin offered his tie-breaker solution to decide whether Allyson Felix or Jenebah Tarmoh should compete in the Olympics after they finished Trials in a dead heat; he suggested they mud wrestle or Jello-wrestle for the third spot on the team.  Talk about a total disrespect for women athletes!  This guy is the Rush Limbaugh of the Olympics.  For shame!

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A California student got his arm stuck in a vending machine while trying to steal a can of soda.  Firemen had to use something like a chainsaw to open the machine to free him.  He now may face charges of attempted theft.  Talk about getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar!

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Source of above items:  Yahoo News

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Police in Times Square were not "tickled" by Elmo.  It seems an Elmo (that lovable pink muppet from Sesame Street) impersonator has been trying to give our Elmo a bad name.  The potty-mouthed imposter had been hanging around Times Square in New York City.  After being caught on video tape delivering an obscenity filled rant, police hauled him out of Central Park and took him by ambulance to Metropolitan Central Hospital for a psychological evaluation.  (Source:  WebProNews)


I'm glad it was determined that he was an imposter!  For a minute there I thought my grandson's "Tickle Me Elmo" had been tickled one too many times and lost it!  What is this world coming to, when even Elmo is in danger of character assassination;  I suspect the Tea Party is behind this.

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EVA

16 comments:

Vicki Valenta said...

The "Panty Police" cracked me up. Thanks for the giggles.

Stephen Hayes said...

I didn't even know they wore underwear in Thaiand.

Brian Miller said...

too funny on the arm in the coke machine...and i guess i will not be going to thailand any time soon....dont they use caning as the punishment...ouch...

River said...

Eewww! A pantie perv!

I wonder if the Elmo impersonator made a mistake with the swearing and stuff, that sounds more like what Oscar the Grouch would do. He's the green muppet that lives in the garbage can and he's rude to everyone. (but he has a heart of gold)

Barbara said...

Maybe the pantie perv really needed a visit from the panty policy. These were too funny!

Terri Sonoda said...

Hmmm, panty police. I have several comebacks for that, but I think I will keep them all to myself. LMAO

(although, one may or may not involve future employment aspirations)

Denise Malloy said...

You owe me a keyboard, I just spit coffee everywhere! Love this WTF Wednesday!

Sue said...

Crazy stuff!

=)

Joanna Jenkins said...

I saw the kid with his hand stuck up the vending machine and though he was the stupidest thing I ever saw. Then I read about the Olympic swimmer-- he wins. Grrr.
xo jj

Crack You Whip said...

I would like to know when Thailand woke up and decided to be a moral compass for the world. Funny stuff!

misssrobin said...

I'm with you on the Tea Party suspicion!

Raquel said...

LOL Very funny!! The Panty Post was hilarious!

Al Penwasser said...

They're sexy and they know it.

She Writes Here Now said...

HAH! Yes, the Tea Party is behind the Elmo imposter :). In Portland, several years ago, there was man who was caught with somewhere around 1000 pairs of underwear that he had stolen from local women. CREEPY! Justin Gatin, ARGH!!!

bonnie-bonnbonnboutiqe.blogspot.com said...

oh geeze! lmbo:)

Pat said...

I was WONDERING where all my underwear went! hahahahahaha

"Tickle Me, Elmo" charged with being "Touch Me, Elmo". Story at 10:00!