Saturday, July 28, 2012

Saturday Silliness

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.

People often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing"- so here it is.
  • You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
  • You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
  • You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
  • You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress, walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing gently against him and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
  • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
  • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
  • Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
  • You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
And have you heard? The FDA has approved a new generic form if Viagra. It's called Mycoxaphlopen.
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Air Show Disaster - AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS This is tough to watch. It just shows the dangers of attending these events.

Amazing photo below shows great detail.

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.

It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

No one was killed but, probably scared the shit out of them.




Alessandra said...

Hilarious! The marketing ones were the best. I can always count on you to make ms laugh :)

Brian Miller said... is def key....and false advertizing, well....smiles.

Tami Von Zalez said...

Funny post! I re-posted the marketing one on CafeMom.

Stephen Hayes said...

Gosh, now I know all I need to about marketing. Thanks for the education.

Reeni said...

I'm laughing my butt off! Love the blond one!

River said...

At my age, I'd probably get a better marketing response by saying I'm a good cook. Had to laugh at the aircraft crashing into the buildings!

Pat said...

I wonder if Blue Cross/Blue Shield covers Mycoxaphlopen? Ha ha!