Saturday, August 25, 2012

Saturday Silliness

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?"
All Hunters Know This:
Why Male Elk Have Long Antlers
It's a "guy" thing---regardless of species!


Stephen Hayes said...

On Fridays I fish! Love it.

Miz Dinah said...

Oh so funny. I laughed at the Olympics one.

Brian Miller said...

ha the olympic commentary was a riot....haha....and just hope the antler doesnt catch you know.....

River said...

None of these are new to me, but I laughed anyway. The husband who goes fishing probably goes because his wife does nothing but complain....

Joanne Noragon said...

Hard to pick a favorite, but I laughed longest over the olympics.

Kate said...

Love the Olympics ones, thanks for the laugh! :)

Sorry kid, your mom doesn't play well with others said...

Haha! I needed that this morning. The housework virus is hilarious and so true!

Sue said...

These are all funny, and I especially liked the first one.


Unknown Mami said...

Those Olympic comments are hilarious.

Terri Sonoda said...

ROFLMAO! That last one had me spitting my pop. Funny stuff!