Things today that made me wonder, WTF???
Did you know that Sylvester Stallone's Mom is an astrologer and psychic whose area of expertise is Rumpology? Yep, she's the best butt-reader around. She says the crevices, dimples (cellulite?), and folds she finds on your "trunk junk" enable her to predict the future!
Hmmm....Having "perused" my posterior in the full-length (and width!) mirror, I think that's a story I'll skip, thank you very much! Anyone out there willing to bare their buttocks to sooth-sayer surveillance?
No, it's not an alien invasion; it's the face-kini! The new rage among the Chinese. Apparently in their culture, tanned skin represents a life of outdoor "peasant work," while pale skin represents luxury and success.
So all you tanning-bed induced dark-skinned losers out there need to "lighten up!" Personally, I guess I'll rely on sun-screen for protection rather than one of these goulish face-kinis!
Potty Protest Down Under!
Twelve people in bowler hats and black suits brought their own "johns" and staged a "sit in" (no, I didn't misspell sh*t in!) to protest the inadequate public facilities at Adelaide beach. Remember, this is winter in Australia!
These guys, dropping their drawers and placing their posteriers on porcelain, are in real danger of freezing their fannies for the sake of getting their message out there!
It's a shame they must bare their butts to the breeze to get the government to finance "facilities!" (Of course, these could be prime prospects for the Rumpologist!)
The Lebron X
Nike has just "done it!" They've designed a new sneaker with electronics that can measure how high a player can jump. They are calling it "The Lebron X," and are pricing the product at $315 per pair.
I'm sorry, but unless Nike can GUARANTEE that my grandson can actually playbasketball as well as Lebron James, I'm afraid he won't be finding a pair of these under the Christmas tree this year!
Like I said, WTF??
All of the above photos and news come from Yahoo.