Saturday, September 15, 2012

Saturday Silliness

Some of the Realities of Aging:

1960 Hits Renamed
Here are some new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Denture Queen 
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping


Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends


Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again


Stephen Hayes said...

That last one is hysterical. And I love the jif of the naked running granny.

River said...

Oh Dear God! adult diapers in a thong style!!
Loved the changed song lyrics, they're really good. I can relate to the first one, even at 60 I still get the occasional hot flash.

Brian Miller said...

praying to the angel of death...smiles....thong diapers....ack

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

Haaaaa! My favorites are "because shit happens" and "angel of death, take me now!" Love the Saturday funnies, Eva.

Jenny said...

Very funny!!! Yup.....ya did it again !!

Simone said...

Loving the thong Depends. Keeping sexy alive!! :)

Sue said...


Got the biggest kick out of the thong Depends.


sm said...

beautiful pics

Alessandra said...

laughing too much, you should publish a book about your blog, you'd be am instant millionaire, forget about Harry Potter. Thanks for offering to do something for my languish blog, you rule! :)

Al Penwasser said...

One song that has extra meaning for those over 65: The Bee Gees "Staying Alive."

Pat said...

Funny how I can relate to those renamed songs of the 60's. Or is that sad? Ha ha