Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saturday Silliness

Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. 
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." 
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" 
"He was the original owner!" 

Three Parrots Slide Down the Chute

Just watch and wait.....




They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Tell me, who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
P.S.  If you couldn't figure out yesterday's post, go back and look at the cover of the  magazine.


Stephen Hayes said...

Love the parrots. You mean to say people overlooked the cover on your last post? Sheesh!

River said...

I love the one about rolling out of bed and getting up off the floor! That's me every afternoon, rolling off the couch after my nap, then getting up off the floor with the couch as support.

Brian Miller said...

8 miles in 30 parrots were very funny...smiles....have a great saturday...

Kitty Moore said...

I'm not sure which one made me laugh most.. thank you!

Jenny said...

Good ones, the parrots!

Sue said...


The parrot one was especially cute.


Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Sadly, I completely understand the 30 second sex deal.

Amarie said...

These are priceless! Thanks lol!