Followers

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Trick or Treat



You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.


9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
 
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.



5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.




4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.




3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

 
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.



1. You keep having to go home to pee!

 
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway!

EVA


17 comments:

Stephen Hayes said...

Ha ha! Love number 4. Darn those pesky restraining orders. Happy Halloween.

Queenie Jeannie said...

Funny!!! Down to my last "pumpkin" and enjoying all the fun kid stuff while I still can. It's going to be cold and windy, but fun today!

Smash Bravo said...

LOL...very very funny. Awesome post for sure. I think all those rules just about apply to me, especially the one about constant peeing.

Sue said...

Yep, that about says it all. And I know firsthand.

;)

River said...

LOVE those cartoons!!
I'm not trick or treating and I don't think any kids will be knocking on my door. I actually hope not, because I don't have any treats handy.

Muffy's Marks said...

You made my day. Too funny.

Brian Miller said...

hahaha....smiles...never too old to trick or treat....unless when you knock on your own door, you keep giving yourself more candy....smiles...

Sue said...

PS. My offering today is a Halloween story poem if you'd like to take a look before the 31st passes us by:

Halloween Horror: A Ghostly Tale

rosaria williams said...

Gee, you revealed my identity again!!!

Kimberly said...

You are a trip!!!!

Terri Sonoda said...

Loved this! Happy Halloween Eva! huggssss

Jenny said...

Cute images Eva......have a great Halloween.......not too much chocolate!!

The Frisky Virgin said...

LOVED #7! LOL I have to show these to my mom--she will be hilarious and totally saying, "Yep," "That's about right," "Oh, 100% accurate." lol

Happy Halloween!!!

P.S. Basketball is HERE! YAY! :D

Pearl said...

:-)

Those were great!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee...

Pearl

Kelley said...

These were so funny!! I know my parents and mother-in-law would appreciate them, too. I will have to send them their way!

joy said...

Very funny! Put a smile on my face.Dropping by from " Best post of the week". My entry: The kingdom: willyouhearfromme.blogspot.com

Cathy Tittle said...

Too funny, and sad to say I qualify for some of these. Now instead of Trick or Treating, I just rob the grandkids Halloween stash. :D