Wednesday, October 3, 2012

WTF Wednesday

Well, once again, it's time for WTF Wednesday, when I share news stories that me me scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck were they thinking???"

Chinese Buffet, Anyone?

Customers at a Chinese restaurant in southern Kentucky witnessed restaurant employees dragging a garbage can containing roadkill into the kitchen.  The local health inspector was notified and he found a deer carcass in the restaurant's kitchen.  Employees said they didn't know they "weren't supposed to do that" when the health inspector closed down the restaurant. 

The Red Flower Restaurant in Williamsburg, Kentucky will be allowed to reopen once the kitchen has been cleaned and sanitized.  It's gotta' make you wonder what's in that "Buddha's Delight."


Gator Swim Party

Well, if you're living in Florida and your kid is having a birthday and you're looking for a really different theme for the party, here's the latest rage!  Forget the Bounce House, the clown, the pony rides and Chucky Cheese!  Your child and his or her friends can swim with alligators!

For $175, gator wrangler Bob Barret will bring a baby alligator to your home and turn it loose in your pool to swim with your young party-goers!  Of course, the gator mouth is taped shut, so nothing could go wrong......

What ever happened to a birthday cake with family, a few friends, and a few presents???


Butt-Chugging for a Quick Buzz

A University of Tennessee student was rushed to a hospital emergency room unconscious with an injured rectum and an alcohol blood level of .45, five times the legal limit.  Although the student and his fraternity brothers deny it, police say they have evidence the students were "butt-chugging" wine at a party.  In other words, they were giving themselves "wine enemas" which induces drunkenness more quickly than by drinking. 

Before you run out and buy enema equipment for that quick buzz, you should know that ingesting alcohol in this manner, by-passes the body's natural ability to detoxify alchol and can be fatal.  So that "quick buzz" could be your last!  WTF???


Gutsy Colorado Lady

I can't believe she did that!  Luckily, the bear minds better than my dog ever did!  WTF is her secret?




Alessandra said...

Ok, the bear is my absolute favorite, hands down. Butt chugging? Really? Here's to the future of America!

Stephen Hayes said...

I've never heard of butt chugging. I guess this is the way to go if you don't like the taste of liquor.

River said...

I've heard of "butt-chugging", it's totally senseless and also a waste of good wine. You don't get to savour the flavour, you're drunk so quickly you lose an entire evening to AA (alcohol amnesia) and you could die...
I agree birthday parties should go back to family and a few friends with dinner and a cake. If you want to flash mega-bucks, then sponsor a needy child in an underprivileged country.

Brian Miller said...

hehehe kids with aligators...oh my...the deer carcasses dont surprise me at all....that actually might be allowed here...and butt chugging....ugh, yeah i have heard of that..

Jenny said...

Makes one think twice before eating Chineese food!!!
It is so sad that some teenagers are so bored they can only act without thinking!!!!!

Pearl said...

So glad I stopped by for a quick laugh.

And alcohol enemas? Gives "bottoms up" a new meaning. What, doing a hand-stand on the keg too good for today's youth?!! Why, in my day...


Kimberly said...

OMG...I was watching this show called Bizzare Foods and the man went to a place somewhere down south. The family had a pet alligator that acted like a dog. It was so weird. They gave him treats and everything. The gator lived in the swamp.

Epic said...

Wow, these WTF posts are wild! Thanks for sharing!

happyhourepicure said...

You have just confirmed my wishes to not visit chinese buffets or any buffets for that matter. Heck, I may ONLY be eating from my own kitchen at this point!!!

Haley Bartlett said...

Butt Chugging, WHY??? What are they teaching kids in school these days.

Terri Sonoda said...

Butt chugging. I've heard everything now.

Pat said...

Some real eye openers today! The Chinese restaurant reminded me of when I ate at one a couple of weeks ago. I heard a bunch of dogs barking in a back room and looked at my friend like WTF? She reassured me that a pet groomer had a store next to the restaurant. Whew!

The bear-scarer was too funny!

Al Penwasser said...

Butt chugging? Talk about drinking your ass off.
Question: What's the fastest animal in the world?
Answer: A cat in front of a Chinese restaurant.