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Saturday, December 29, 2012

Saturday Silliness








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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the 

Church.  Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one 
wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal
glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and 
chocolates.  Then the priest comes in. 

 
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to 
confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more 
inviting than it used to be."  
 
 The priest replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side". 

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting 
away the groceries. 
 
The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. 
 
"What are you doing," his mother asked? 
 
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. 
"I'm looking for the seal."  

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"Back in the days of King Arthur, there is a story remembered till this day. 
 
Arthur was on the way to a campaign with his army.. 
 
They came to a fog shrouded bridge with a dark reputation. It was rumored that 
the bridge was inhabited by a clan of vicious trolls. 
 
He sent his bravest knight across to check its safety. The knight got half way 
across and it looked as though he was going to make it, but a yellow troll 
popped out from under the bridge, grabbed him with his sticky yellow fingers, 
and ate him. 
 
Next he sent his finest squadron across, and, sure enough, when they got halfway 
across, the yellow troll popped out again, grabbed them with his sticky yellow 
fingers and ate them like we eat a bag of popcorn. [Cue Sound Effects] Their 
weapons and training were useless against the smelly foe. 
 
Not one to be defeated, but running short of good men, he sent his lowly page 
across. The brave young lad walked clear across, and Arthur and his army 
followed to the other side. 
 
The moral of the story? 
 
Let your Pages do the Walking through the Yellow 
Fingers!" 

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EVA

5 comments:

River said...

I don't know which of these made me laugh the most. Maybe the Irish Priest one.

Sela Toki said...

As always, you put up the most hilarious posts. My favorite is the Santa Claus one! HaPPY New Year!

Brian Miller said...

ha iPaid....did you read the other day about how if you took away iPad and iPhone theft, many cities would be under last years crime rate....crazy...the broken seal is cute...smiles.

Stephen Hayes said...

All funny, but the broken seal made me laugh most. I love the things kids say. They have such a fresh view of things. Happy New Year.

Paula Jones said...

You find the funniest comics! love all of them!