Saturday Silliness

Sleeping in the Barn

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had

car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night

with a farmer.

The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only

have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the

barn."

"No problem," chimed the rabbi. "My people wandered in the

desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the

barn for an evening."

With that, he departed to the barn and the others bedded

down for the night.

Moments later, a knock was heard at the door, and the farmer

opened it. There stood the rabbi from the barn.

"What's wrong?" asked the farmer.

He replied, "I'm grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the

barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that

is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few

minutes later, the same scene recurred. There was a knock on

the door.

"What's wrong now?" the farmer asked.

The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your

helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn, and in my

country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy

ground!"

Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He

grumbled and complained, but he went out to the barn.

Moments later, there was another knock on the farmer's door.

Frustrated and tired, the farm-er opened the door, and there

stood ... the pig and the cow.

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SENIOR EYE EXAM

Do you need glasses?? Look carefully at the picture below.

Did you see the bare butt

of the girl in the background? 

If you did see that in the picture,

you need to have your Eyes checked,

as that is the armpit of the girl

holding the  the camera.


My appointment is at 2pm tomorrow

I'M STILL VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU



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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 
 
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. 
The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. 
 
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple 
and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. 
 
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire 
day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this 
system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37." 
 
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked. 
 
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two  

million dollars."  



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A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an 
expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present 
instead of making you and dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And 
I think this fur coat would be perfect too." 
 
The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so 
that you can have this." 
 
"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill for a 
couple of weeks.



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EVA