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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

WTF Wednesday

Well, once again, there are happenings in the world that just cause me to scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck?" and of course I have to share these things with you!



Small Target?

In Trinidad, a man has been charged with illegal possession of a firearm after having accidentally shot off his own penis.  Apparently, the gun was in his pocket and "discharged prematurely" while he was sitting in his car.  I suppose the NRA would advise that all penises be armed with guns to prevent this happening again!

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Chicken Wing Shortage?
Two men in Georgia have been charged with the theft of $65,000 worth of chicken wings from a cold storage facility in Doraville, according to local police.  The worst part is, the super bowl looms on the horizon, and police have no idea where the wings were stashed.  My bet is they flew the coop!  

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Older is Better?

In Connecticut, a 71-year-old woman has been arrested on prostitution charges in a Glastonbury Hotel. She had been running an ad advertising her services as an escort named "Lola" in the classified section of Backpage.com.    Her ad read:  "Older is Better … A well preserved beauty. All natural and busty 38DD. Sexy, fit, warm and friendly."

I knew nothing good would come from cuts to medicare and social security!

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X-Rated Murder Attempt

A Brazilian woman has been accused of coating her "lady parts" with poison and then trying to murder her husband by seducing him into performaing oral sex on her.  He thought her hoo-hah had an unusual odor and took her to the hospital, where more than her plot was uncovered.  Doctors detected the poison, and now her husband is suing her. 

 The whole story smells fishy to me!

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Note:  the above stories are real and came from the Huffington Post.
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EVA

12 comments:

River said...

38DD at age 71?
Do they do double duty as a knee rug?

Brian Miller said...

haha cuts to medicare and social security...ah you might be surprised what people might turn to for money...funny...

Jeannine Breton said...

OK.....funny Eva........!!

fishducky said...

Loved it--again!!

Theresa said...

"..smells fishy". Bwahahahahah! Priceless.

Paula Jones said...

'discharged prematurely' HA!!!!!!!!! clever!!

Stephen Hayes said...

Ha! Nothing in that poor man from Trinidad's possession will ever again fire prematurely.

Paulin Soleyman said...

LOL!!! Thx for sharing these. I needed a good laugh today :)

A Beer For The Shower said...

So the guy was charged with illegal possession of a firearm after shooting off his own penis? They didn't think shooting his penis off was its own punishment?

Jayne Martin said...

Chicken wings that flew the coop, dumb guy who shot off his own penis, good Lord, you hang with a strange crowd. ;)

Anne Kimball said...

Hi, I’m Anne from Life on the Funny Farm (http://annesfunnyfarm.blogspot.com), and I’m visiting from the SITS Saturday Sharefest.

Funny list of random news items! Loce the NRA comment...

Anyway, thanks for posting this. If you’ve never visited yet, I hope you can pop by my blog sometime to say hi…

Anne Kimball said...

Hi, I’m Anne from Life on the Funny Farm (http://annesfunnyfarm.blogspot.com), and I’m visiting from the SITS Saturday Sharefest.

Funny list of random news items! Loce the NRA comment...

Anyway, thanks for posting this. If you’ve never visited yet, I hope you can pop by my blog sometime to say hi…