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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Saturday Silliness


Subject: EMBARRASSMENT

A guy asked a girl in a university library:
"Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH  YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes,
the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and  said:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice:
“$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S TOO  MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear:
"I study law, and I know how to screw people".
   
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SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left


!"**********************

 TOUGH TO GET OLD...
 
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend:

"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."

The other student says:

"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,

"We're medical students and couldn't help
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said,

"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said,

"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

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EVA

13 comments:

fishducky said...

Funny again!!

River said...

Oh dear, I see many older people walking funny......
Love the first one, she got what she deserved.

Xae Nafew said...

Is it totally weird that I kind of knew the ending in the last one after reading the first few lines?
Heheh...loved these.

Yamini MacLean said...

I'm with the little fellow at the end of it all!

Brian Miller said...

ew....yeah, might want to go check you pants...lol....too funny...rather like that first one too...smiles.

Jeannine Breton said...

too funny.. !!!

Stephen Hayes said...

I love that first one. Is $500 dollars too much for a hooker? I wouldn't know. But he sure got even with her.

Sue said...

hahaha

Funny ones today. My fave was the first one.

=)

Unknown Mami said...

Oh no! The last one got me.

Eddie Bluelights said...

Loved them Eva LOL
The last one was 'a gas!'but liked the first one especially.

Pat said...

"I don't need a driver's license anymore!" She was right! Ha ha ha!

Sharon Hodge said...

The post about the Senior Driver is too funny! You should never show your license to anyone in a white coat.... Thanks for visiting my site. Love the funny posts that you have on here.

Sharon Hodge said...

The post about the Senior Driver is too funny. You should never show your license to anyone in a white coat. Love the funny posts. Thanks for stopping by my blog.