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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

WTF Wednesday!

Well, it's here again--WTF Wedenesday, that day of the week when I share with you the news items I've discovered that make me scratch my head and ask, "What the F*ck?"


Party Time!
Judy Vigors, 33,of Glen Falls, NY, has been charged with endangering the welfare of children, after she threw a "Sweet 16" birthday party for her son.  The "sweets" were strippers from a company called "Tops in Bottoms," who performed lap dances while scantily clad for 6 of the party-ers.  The event was held at a Glen Falls bowling alley, and the parents of those who attended were not informed as to the type of entertainment that was to be provided.  When stories and photos of the gala reached parents, they were not amused.  There were youngsters at the party as young as 13.

What happened to laser tag and pinatas at kids' parties????

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Rosildo C. Santos Jr., 34, of Westborough, MA, was charged with open and gross lewdness after pulling up to the drive-through window of a Dunkin' Donuts naked.  An employee told a police officer who coincidentally had stopped in for a cup of coffee that Rosildo was displaying his munchkins; the officer followed Santos and caught up with him when he drove up to a McDonalds' drive-thru....still naked.

Everybody knows Where there's donuts there's law enforcement officers!  WTF was he thinking??

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In Kansas, a couple of brothers who won $75,000 in the lottery accidentally blew up their house while celebrating.  The two went out and spent their winnings on marijuana and meth and were using butane torches to light their bong.  Apparently fumes from the lighter fluid came in contact with the pilot light on the furnace, and KABOOM!  Fortunately, no one was killed, although one of the brothers was treated for serious burns at the local hospital.  The other brother surrendered to police....party over!

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A Wisconsin woman was evicted from her mobile home because of her menagerie of pet rats.  She was given one originally as a gift, but apparently it found a mate because at the time of her eviction, she was sharing space with over 300 rats.   She says they were her friends and caused no harm, but after several warnings, she was evicted and her home was condemned.   Officials said the stench was over-powering.  

She should have become a cat lady!

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EVA

16 comments:

fishducky said...

I don't think you could possibly have come up with a better name for this stuff than WTF Wednesdays!!

River said...

300 rats??
Oh yuk!
Of course 300 cats would be just as bad.
And I wish lotto winnings would come my way instead of those two nitwits.
As for the stripper party...those parents should be very ashamed of themselves.

Brian Miller said...

i find it immeasurably sad that 300 rats were her friends....

Jeannine Breton said...

eeeeeeewwwww!! 300 rats! how sickening....I'll say like Brian, really sad that her friends were the rats!!

Mary | Deep South Dish said...

Mercy.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh my word, you do find some doozies Eva! These are the triggers for creative writing though; Reprehensible, pathetic, retribution and lost would be the compulsory inclusions in that story...

Stephen Hayes said...

I bet those rats were just pretending to be her friends so they'd have a place to stay. Rats can be sneaky.

Kimberly said...

Do you watch hoarders? there was this guy who hoarded rats. They were everywhere...in the walls...yuck!!!
Also, I have seen a naked man driving on the highway once. Made me giggle. Pervert.

One Bad Pixie said...

I would hope the rat house was condemned. Eeeewwwwww! How about adding that in the disclosures on the real estate listing?

Naked guy alert- you know he was doing that for the attention, otherwise he could have at least thrown a towel over his junk.

Al Penwasser said...

All that dude at Dunkin' Donuts wanted to do was help with the creme-filled.

A Beer For The Shower said...

And those are the kind of people who have no business winning the lottery. Buy a nice car for your family? Huge down payment for a house? Give some to charity? Nah, let's blow it all on meth!

Sue said...

Unreal. Where do you find this stuff??

=)

Unknown Mami said...

I kinda can't get over the strippers at the kids party. WTF was that mother thinking?

Melissa G. said...

People are crazy! I won't even allow my husband to see a stripper and he's a grown ass man. And, who goes to a drive through naked? The only person who has that right is Channing Tatum and that man is no Channing Tatum!

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

Rats and strippers and naked munchkins! Just another Wednesday at Eva's place! :)

Joe Todd said...

Had a good time doing a google search for "Tops and Bottoms LOL