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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Saturday Silliness



A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..."If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
 
" He replied........"I'm taking a shit. What should I do?" 

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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
 
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
 
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
 
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
 
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what are you doing then?"
 
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping e money to pay for dis ride?

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Remember to wear a bicycle helmet.

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EVA

9 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
I do look forward to these LOL moments with you Eva. Thank you!

Brian Miller said...

a bicycle helmet...that is what i was missing...haha....

happy saturday eva

Sue said...

First one is my fave today.

=)

MOMSWEB said...

I'm always guaranteed a good laugh when I drop by!

fishducky said...

That first one cracked me up--could've been me & my husband!!

Jeannine Breton said...

good ones....!

Al Penwasser said...

Lot to be said for being a cab driver...

Alessandra said...

I love your Saturday silliness, the Mars one is the best, maybe because it's true....lol

River said...

The oldies on the bike have got pretty good legs for their age!
Laughed at the taxi driver.
Where are men from I wonder, now that we know they're not from Mars?