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Friday, March 8, 2013

Flaunting My Fictionary Friday


We’ve all encountered them—those pesky word verifications intended to keep spammers off websites.   After three years of blogging and encountering these barriers on a daily basis, it occurred to me that great new word possibilities were being wasted.  Why, every day I would type strange letter combinations, hit “enter,” and the letters would disappear, never to be seen again!

I decided that it was time to document these strange letter combinations and assign a definition to them, thereby creating some wonderful new words for our vocabularies.  Following are over 250 of these new creations for your enjoyment; feel free to assimilate your favorites into your everyday conversation.  You friends and co-workers will be envious!

You’re welcome!


A

addish:  (adjective)  a person whose strengths lean more to mathematics than toward music; as in, "Samantha can't carry a tune, but she is addish and can calculate a 17% tip on her tab in a second!"

adepsi:  (adjective)  being able to accept any cola substitute for Pepsi; as in, "Tom was not fussy about his soft drinks because he was adepsi."


adraver:  (noun) the person in an advertising agency whose job it is to select the best ads; as in, "Helene was the agency's designated adraver because she had an uncanny ability to pick winning print or video product pitches."



B


backbipl: noun) a type of acne on a person's back that resembles a nipple; as in, "Henry had a backbipl which made him the butt of jokes in the boys' locker room."
  
balligiz:  (noun)  an ornamental tie worn around the male's scrotum as a symbol of fertility by some otherwise naked jungle tribesmen; as in, "Young Kubota was pleased with his bright green balligiz and wore it proudly as a symbol of his manhood."

bariat (noun)  a rope with a loop in it intended for use by bartenders to lasso imbibers who attempt to leave without paying their tab; as in, "Phil kept his bariat close at hand and did not hesitate to use it when Bruno tried to sneak off and stick him with the bill."


The above is a sneak preview of what you will find in my book "The Blogger's Fictionary."  Click here to check out this Kindle Book on Amazon.


You'll find yourself chuckling and sometimes laughing out loud as you peruse over 250 definitions I've coined for the word verifications we all love to hate!  There are words starting with every letter of the alphabet!  Have fun--add them to your vocabulary---share them with your friends!  It's the most fun you can have for $0.99!

EVA

4 comments:

Sue said...

I've missed these! Great ones.

=)

River said...

Not the type of thing I usually download to my kindle, sorry.

Pearl said...

I love how creative you are. Ya goof.

Pearl

Brian Miller said...

ha i have def missed these...i still dont like word verification but at least your definitions allows me to laugh through the pain...smiles.