Wednesday, March 13, 2013

WTF Wednesday

It's that time again, when I share with you the news items I uncover that make me scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck?

Carol Lee Leazer-Hardman, 39, and Michael Condor, 35, chopped up razor blades and put the pieces in doughnuts they had purchased at Smith's Food and Drug Store in Draper, Utah.  Then the couple went ahead and ate the doughnuts, as well as sharing them with one of their co-workers at The Dollar Store.

The couple were arrested for filing a false police report and also charged with aggravated assault for knowingly feeding the doughnuts to their co-worker.  When investigators found there were "holes" in their dangerous doughnut story, despite the fact that X-rays showed razor blade pieces in their stomachs, the couple admitted to having done the deed themselves in hopes of obtaining a cash settlement from the store.

Yeah, that was a smart idea!

According to a study at Munster University in Germany, sex is a better cure for headaches than pain-killers.  Research discovered that more than 50% of migraine sufferers improved when they engaged in sex during the spell.  

Well, ladies, there goes the "not tonight, I have a headache" excuse!


A 22-year 0ld Oklahoma woman was arrested for trying to sell her children on Facebook.  She allegedly was offering her 10 month-old for $1000, or a package deal including her 2 year-old for $4000.  Both children have been taken into state custody, and she is now in jail on $40,000 bond.  What were her plans for the money?  To bail her boyfriend out of jail!


A 19-year-old mother put her 5 week old baby, strapped in his car seat, on the roof of her car.  She then forgot he was there and drove away, oblivious when the car seat slid off the roof and landed in the middle of an intersection.  Fortunately, the baby was unhurt, and is now with  Child Protective Services.  Police believe the mother was high on marijuana which may have affected her judgement.   Ya' think?????

That's all the head-scratching items for today!

Thanks to the Huffington Post and, my sources for todays items.


Jeannine Breton said...

I know someone who could benefit from the migraine

where do you find all these " tidbits" ???
Good job..

Rabia said...

Oh my gosh!! How do you even lift a baby seat high enough to get it on top of the car?? Those things are heavy! Thanks for stopping by my blog, Eva. I hope you have a wonderful day!

Brian Miller said...

can you imagine that trip to the bathroom? EEEEEEKKKKKKK!

that second one is a sad reality...

One Bad Pixie said...

That first couple I believe is working towards their Darwin award. One can only hope.

Sorry kid, your mom doesn't play well with others said...

That mother must have been high on steroids too because those seats are awfully heavy...
Those people Are a special kind of crazy if they are willing to slice up their intestines for a payout..
Doesn't that mother know it is called the black market for a reason... It's hush hush and you use false identities and ski masks, I would assume. I shake my head at that stupidity..

Reeni Pisano said...

OMG! That poor baby! God was watching over her that day. I don't think I'll ever get over the first one though. Crazy sickos.

Jessica Allen said...

Oh my goodness, these are crazy stories! I am an Okie, so I'm not to happy to see the bad news from my home state. Looking forward to reading more of your WTF Wednesdays! :)

River said...

Razor blades? Ugh, my insides are cringing at the thought.
The baby seller deserves to go to jail.
I'm really glad the baby who fell off the car roof is okay.
I once forgot one of my kids, she was asleep in the pram as I browsed the aisles of the newsagency, I'd left the pram in an out of the way corner, then I started walking home and was half a block away before I remembered her.

Murr Brewster said...

Speaking only for myself, if I had been high on marijuana, I would have driven so slowly the kid would never have come off the car roof.

Mary | Deep South Dish said...

That's some head-scratchers for sure Eva! Here's a new one for next Wednesday ... did you hear the one this morning about the pre-school teacher who was doping her students with Sominex? Unbelievable.

Theresa said...

OMG the razor blade caper...and the baby on the car roof. What is going on out there in this big bad world? Makes me want to stay home even more.

A Beer For The Shower said...

God bless this sue happy nation of ours.

My mother works at a grocery store, and one time she caught a lady opening some vegetable oil, carefully spilling it all over the floor, and then when she started to get a running start my mom jumps in and asks sweetly, "Oh, looks like we had a little accident here. Can I help you clean that up?"

Lady was pissed and just walked away. Yes, too bad you couldn't fake a slip just to earn some money you never deserved. said...

Hi there, visiting from SITS. I enjoy (although sometimes they make me sad) ludicrous news stories. Thanks for stopping by my blog :)

Unknown Mami said...

I can not believe anyone would ruin a doughnut with razor blades.

Pat said...

I love sex just as much as the next person, or maybe even more, ;), but when I have a migraine, that is the FARTHEST thing from my mind! I want an ice pack on my forehead, no noise, and darkness, so if my husband can do the deed while meeting all those specifications, have at it! :)