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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

WTF Wednesday

It's that time again!  When the items in the news make me scratch my head and ask, "What the f*ck?"  Here are this week's head-scratchers:



In Haverfordwest, Wales, a couple of 23-year-olds were arrested for engaging in oral sex in the Lloyd's Bank lobby.  The couple "got off" with a suspended sentence but will have to undergo alcohol counseling an perform community service.

As Jay Leno put it, "It was a typical bank transaction:  a deposit, a withdrawal, followed by a loss of interest."

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A 27-year-old Scranton, PA woman was arrested and held on $25,000 bail, after 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to transport heroin, and $51.22 in her vagina.  That is one HUGE Hoo-Hah!  And I wonder, does heroin in you hoo-hah make you high?

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A salon owner in Phoenix AZ, was forced to curtail the "Fish Spa" portion of her business.  She had been offering pedicures where fish were used to nibble dead skin of the customer's feet.  The state board of cosmetology deemed the practice unsafe because the fish could not be sanitized between treatments.  Now there's a toe-tickling tale!

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Police in Denver, Colorado are looking for the "Thong Bandit."  The perp has been ducking into alleys to disrobe and then "flashing" women.  In some cases he was seen wearing a pink thong.  The problem  officers have encountered is trying to find witnesses who can give a description of the "Flasher's" FACE.  Apparently the focus of witnesses has been elsewhere!


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That's all the head scratchers for today!
 Thanks to the Huffington Post for the above items..
EVA

18 comments:

River said...

That's a common problem with Flasher identification, pink thong or not, the victims are guaranteed to be focused away from the face.
As for the Heroin in the Hoo-ha, is could possibly make you high if one of the bags had a split and the powder was absorbed.
The couple in the Bank lobby are just nuts, surely they could have waited a few minutes to get back to the car. Or home. Perhaps it was a dare.

ateachablemom.com said...

OMG! Eva - you are hilarious! Thanks for visiting my blog this morning so I could find yours too! I needed every one of these laughs today!

Adrienn TUJ said...

Thanks for the laughs! I'm stopping by with some comment love from SITS. You can find me at thisuncomplicatedjourney.com.

Jeannine Breton said...

Holy Cow !!! I guess living in Maine has its perks.....although some might say "it's boring". Thanks for sharing those laughs with us, Sis..

Kimberly said...

And here I thought crapping a 7 pound baby out of my hoo ha was a feat.
LOL

samsstuff said...

Definitely things to make you scratch your head! Stopping by from SITS, to thank you for stopping by my blog & now, for the things to ponder (or, maybe not ponder for too long...)

Pat said...

Holy crap that's a lot of, er, dope in her, er, self. What...did she tell the dealer, "no, seriously, one more bag!"?

Michelle Nahom said...

Stopping by from SITS. Wow. I don't even know what to say. Thanks for the laugh!

One Bad Pixie said...

Love Mr. Leno's take on the couple in the bank. That about sums it up.

Yikes- that much anything in the hoo-ha is not my idea of fun...

Brian Miller said...

yes...heroin in your hoohah will get you high....and that is a lot of heroin...and money...just saying...

Smash Bravo said...

Very good!

fishducky said...

All I can say is "WTF?"!!

Paula Jones said...

I always look forward to WTF Wednesday and I'm NEVER disappointed!!! Love Jay Leno too!

Reeni Pisano said...

Bahahahaha! The pink thong flasher! So funny. All that stuff up her hoo-hoo? It's a wonder she could even move! Sounds painful.

Jennifer said...

Haha! It takes all kinds of people to make up this world...even the not so smart ones

A Beer For The Shower said...

Ha, yes, we keep hearing about that "Thong Bandit", as they call him. Apparently he's been doing this for months and no one can catch him. They thought he stopped, but then recently he came out of "retirement." I bet it was just the cold weather. You've got to be on your best game, and when it's cold and snowy in Colorado, objects may appear smaller than they actually are...

Theresa said...

Hahahahahah My hoohaa hurts just thinking about that heroine caper. LOL

Sue said...

That first one is gross and funny at the same time.

=)