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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

WTF Wednesday

Once again, people in the news have caused me to scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck???"

Here you go:


Lawrence Urban, a massage therapist in Cascade Township, Michigan, is facing criminal charges for a massage he performed on a female client.  The woman complained to police that he touched her inappropriately during her session.  Urban did admit to having touched her "lady parts."  Jail time may not be the happy ending he had in mind.

Okay, so maybe he "rubbed her the wrong way,"  but seriously, ladies--would you let the guy pictured above give you a rubdown in the first place????

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A former high school student in Michigan was arrested and convicted for adulterating a food item after he put semen in a bottle of Ice Mint breath mints drops and distributed it to students as a senior prank.
It was a costly prank, as he was suspended from school, lost a college scholarship, and an internship at  Dow Chemical Company.

What is the younger generation coming to????

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A lady in Houston, Texas felt trapped in her home when a swarm of 8000 bees gathered on her truck tire.  She called animal control officers but received no help.  Finally she called a local news station, and they were able to contact a bee expert who came to  her home, gathered the bees into a cardboard box and took them away to find them a new home.  Apparently, it is not unusual when colonies get over-crowded for swarms to look for new digs.

 At least that's the buzz....

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Richard Jackson carved this bush into the shape of a human hand with the middle finger extended.  He has had this decorative shrub on his lawn for eight years.  Recently a single complaint was filed, and now the town council has contacted him and demanded that he alter the bush, stating it is a public offense.  However, his neighbors have started a "Save the Bush" campaign, in a "gesture of support" of  his pledge to keep the shrub as is!

 I can see their point.

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Enough head scratching for this week!

EVA



15 comments:

River said...

That guy pictured wouldn't get his hands anywhere near me! Never mind massaging.

The bee story reminded me of the time I found a hive in a meter box, took photos and blogged about it. I also rang the local paper and they took photos and ran the story too.

If Richard Jackson has had that bush in that shape for eight years without any complaints I think he should be able to keep it.

Brian Miller said...

you know i am going to have a hard time trusting those breathe sprays now...just saying...hahaha....err that first guy is a little creapy looking....

anothercleanslate said...

That first guy's picture was huge in my newsfeed. Creepy! I don't understand people AT ALL.

Jeannine Breton said...

Gross! I cannot imagine giving that man a second look, eeeeeeeewwww....massage??!!!!

Theresa said...

I say let the guy keep the finger, for cryin out loud. Freedom of expression should not exclude bush. Just sayin..

fishducky said...

Loved this WTF Wednesday--as always!!

Be-Quoted.com said...

First let me tell you how HAPPY I am to have finally found your blog...again. Thanks to my stupid "smart" phone I accidentally erased the comment you left on my BeQuoted blog and couldn't return the support. I must follow you on Twitter or something so that I don't make the WTF? section. Anywho, that dude woudn't be able to rub me with a 10 foot pole. And what kind of a nasty prank is that??? Gross. Andrea visiting from SITS.

Be-Quoted.com said...

Following you on Google!

Kimberly said...

oh.my....I get deep tissue massages because of my back issue and I'm going to say it, but man hands are better than female ones. Now...now...if he looked like that? I'd run.
I want that bush.
I do not want the bush of bees.

Sue said...

Okay, that semen one is disgusting. What on earth was that kid thinking??

Sheesh.

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One Bad Pixie said...

Wowsers. That first guy is beyond creepy and I wouldn't let him touch anything. Yikes.

The kid with the breath freshener, I don't know what to say but sounds like he got what he deserves.

Save the bush? Did they seriously think that one through? I hope it is not altered. I kinda like it.

Charlotte Crawley said...

Yes these stories are proof that it takes all types...

Michelle Nahom said...

Once again, a great laugh to start off the day! Thank you! I sometimes wonder about people.

A Beer For The Shower said...

I need a bush like that for my neighbors. Or the bees, even. I'd take those, too. I don't care for my neighbors, in case you can't tell. :)

Tamara Camera said...

Oh my, I had to laugh out loud and shake my head at the same time at most of those. And I agree with you on all counts!