Saturday, April 13, 2013

Saturday Silliness

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets. 

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonely here and it's difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name and you will call him DOG.' 

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail. 

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved but perhaps too well.'

And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. 

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. 

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved. 

And God was pleased.. 

And Dog was happy. 

And the Cat . . .

          didn't give a shit one way or the other.


Graphic Picture of Boating Accident - Just Seconds Before the Owner Dies
Not for the squeamish!! 
SECONDS before Death (totally unaware).




River said...

Oh dear! That poor boat owner. I bet she didn't give him a proper burial either after the bloodbath. Probably did a "Dexter" and dumped him at sea from his own boat.

Brian Miller said...

haha...of course the cat didn' cat appreciated that one...

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

Love the dog/cat joke. Adorable. Have a great weekend, Eva!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
oooohh - I've always said dog is God spelt backwards so that was a great story!

...and he deserves any near death experience that is about to descend!!!!

Jeannine Breton said...

Good ones Eva......liked them both....I don't think that guy will ever enjoy his boat!!!!

Jennice Powell said...

Hi, I'm visiting from #SITSsharefest and I think this dog story is so cute I'm gonna share parts of it with my 5yo...who loves cats. Have a good day!!!

fishducky said...

Loved both of these!!

Al Penwasser said...

And, just to hack Adam off and prove that he wasn't as cool as he thought he was, God gave Dog the ability to lick his own nut sack.

Stephen Hayes said...

I always get a kick out of stories that explain the natures of dogs and cats. Thanks.

Alessandra said...

I looooved this one, it totally explains the nature of dogs and cats, and those pics are super cute, u rock!

Sue said...

Haha on the boat name!