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Saturday, April 20, 2013

Saturday Silliness





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Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I 
don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment 
for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment." 
 
 "So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend. 
 
 "Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure 
you'll die of a kidney ailment." 

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me 
with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and 
gold Rolex." 
 
 "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. 
 
 "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he 
will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the 
jewelry."  
 
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EVA

11 comments:

River said...

Ha Ha! Found the remote...
Maybe I should name my toilet Jim, then I wouldn't be lying if I said I go to the Jim every day.
Love the wife wanting the new wife to go crazy looking for non-existent jewellery!

Kimberly said...

I love that I can always come here and laugh my ass off...even on yucky mood days. i really appreciate you making all of us giggle :) xo

Sue said...

These are cute, Eva. All of them!

=)

Gail said...

Thanks for the smiles.

You never disappoint.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM

Hhahhaha ahha - I go to the jim several times a day - and night - so you'd think I'd be the fittest person here.

Think on. Great weekend to you Eva!

Stephen Hayes said...

Maybe she needs to hide the remote more often.

fishducky said...

I HAD to send the "remote" joke to my husband!!

Jeannine Breton said...

Great laugh out loud ones, "Eva"

Paula Jones said...

LOL as usual! Thanks for the laughs.

Alessandra said...

I'm so happy when I see your post on my reader, cause I know laughs are coming....Love the Jim one, gonna use it myself. :)

Tez said...

I love the 'Jim' joke too. Will be sending it to all my email pals. Thanks Eva :-)