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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

WTF Wednesday!

Yes, it's that time again, when I peruse the news to find those items that make me scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck???"   Enjoy!


A Pennsylvania man was arrested after an incident that occurred in a Blairsville, PA Walmart parking lot.  Arcangelo Bianco, Jr., spotted a deer in the parking lot, grabbed his handgun from his truck and took off across the parking lot on foot in pursuit, firing several shots.  Walmart shoppers called 911 and police apprehended the perp.  He was charged with reckless endangerment, hunting without a license, and several other hunting related charges.  Fortunately, no humans were injured.  (And, no, he didn't get to keep the deer.)

Who says the meat you find at Walmart isn't always fresh??

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A biology teacher in Idaho is being reprimanded for using the word "vagina" in a lesson on reproduction he was teaching to 15 and 16 year-olds.  Apparently, four parents were upset that he used the word "vagina."  The teacher stated that he has taught biology at this school for 18 years without a problem, and that students can be excused from the lesson on reproduction if they are uncomfortable with the material.

Was he supposed to say, "When a man puts his peepee in a woman's hoo-hah?"

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The company that brought us Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, J & D Foods now brings us Bacon-flavored condoms.  That's just what your relationship was missing:   a pork-flavored prophylactic!

I guess bacon's not just for breakfast anymore!

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A Connecticut priest who earned the nickname "Monsignor Meth" pleaded guilty to drug charges.   Police say he was involved in a cross-country drug distribution ring and had been involved in the sale of $300,000 worth of methamphetamines.  

Well I guess that draws attention away from sexual abuse charges that have been a dark cloud over the church.

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A normal-sized couple in England gave birth to a 15 pound, 7 ounce baby boy!  Jade and Ryan King named the toddler-sized infant George.

I suspect those newborn size onesies will be returned and exchanged for some larger sized clothing!  And let me just say "OUCH!"

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That's enough head-scratching for today!!

EVA






10 comments:

River said...

I'm astounded at the biology teacher story. Did he also use the word penis and get reprimanded for that too? You'd think kids that age would already know the correct terms for their body parts anyway. Plus, he's been teaching biology for 18 years without a problem.

Jeannine Breton said...

You know there is always someone, {I feel} that is programmed to make "waves" whenever they can, to cause uproar, especially with anyone in authority....

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Re the second story, this is not the first time I have heard of this. In a Sydney school about 6 years ago there was something similar. This is definitely a what the...?!

...and yes...OUCH! Surely this must have been a caesarean delivery? Phew.

Kimberly said...

They make bacon mouthwash.
WalMart brings the crazy out in people.

One Bad Pixie said...

It's no wonder with the teachers and school system these days being soooo PC, that the kids learn anything, let alone learn it correctly.

Dang that is a big baby. Glad it was her and not me!

Stephen Hayes said...

When that Connecticut priest fell from grace, he reeeeeaaaaaly fell.

Al Penwasser said...

Walmart's New Slogan: "See? We're MORE Than Fart Clouds in the Frozen Foods Section!"

Al Penwasser said...

That Biology teacher shoulda used the word cu...oh, he probably had enough problems.

Sue said...

Gross out on the condoms.

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OneMommy said...

Seriously, the teacher got in trouble when it was a health lesson???
Can't get over that one. '

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