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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

WTF Wednesday

I know you are dying to know what news items are head scratchers that made me ask What the F*ck? this week!   Well, there are always a few and here they are:


In Saudi Arabia, a 90-year-old man married a 15-year-old girl.  He complained that she locked herself in the bathroom on their wedding night, and did not come out again until 2 days later when she fled to her family.  He is threatening to sue her parents unless they return the $17,500 dowry he paid, or their daughter.

I'm just glad she was able to out-run him!

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I know you ladies out there have been wondering, "What's New for my Hoo-Hah?"  Well, I found it!  It's called the "Vagacial" in San Francisco, and it does for the vagina what the facial does for the face.  We should have seen this coming after all that VaJazzeling hoopla!   As far as I know, this procedure is  also available in New York City, under the name "Peach Smoothie."   

And that's all I'm going to say about that!

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In Tokyo, Japan, a $3000 toilet was stolen from a public park ladies' bathroom. The costly crapper was lifted from its moorings by unknown commode crooks.  Police are still trying to locate the loo, and are baffled as to what the motivation was for fleeing with the flusher.

Obviously, someone had to go!

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Scott Damerow, a freshman at the Georgia Institute of Technology, scored a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records when he crushed 142 eggs with his head in one minute.

His parents must be so proud of their "egghead," and thrilled that he's putting those bucks they paid for his college education to good use!


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Now you can get married at Denny's in Las Vegas!  This particular restaurant has an in house chapel area set aside specifically for weddings, and even has a full bar.  For $95, couples get a bottle of champagne, a Pancake Puppie wedding cake  and “Just Married” T-shirts.   

I wonder if the Honey-Moon over my Hammy is part of the package?

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Well, that's all the head-scratching for today!

EVA

14 comments:

River said...

I'm glad that 15 year old got away too, but with that much money at stake, I fear she'll be returned to him.
A $3000 toilet was stolen? $3000 for a toilet??
About the Denny's, does the $95 cover the cost of the actual wedding as well as the champers, cake and t-shirts? That would certainly beat the more usual $10,000 for a traditional wedding.

Brian Miller said...

crushing eggs with his head...um, who ever thought to do that one in the first place...some talent he has...ha.

Jeannine Breton said...

I like smoothies!!!! lol
That would make an awfully big omelet....
I wonder if the "loo" Bandit is someone in congress, that got tired of wearing boots....think about it....

Heather said...

Child marriage is a terrible tradition. I have to say though, if the man was 90, at least she wouldn't have to put up with him for too long. But then who knows what would happen to her next.

Joanne Noragon said...

There is a small restaurant chain, White Castle. An acquaintance in KY once hired an entire White Castle location for a day for his son's wedding. The restaurant's colors are black and white and that was the color theme of the wedding.

Sue said...

haha

The "costly Crapper"...

=D

Kimberly said...

I'm kind of sad that those baby chickens aren't going to end up my plate next to a side of bacon. What is this world coming to?!

fishducky said...

I'm laughing too hard to comment!!

Pearl said...

How in the world did anyone ever come UP with crushing eggs with your forehead in the first place? Is that a crack-smoking thing? Is that what the kids are doing these days?

:-)

Pearl

Stephen Hayes said...

Too bad that fifteen year old girl didn't sleep with that ninety year old man because the excitement would have killed him and it would have served him right.

Al Penwasser said...

I am so gonna Google vagacial.

Al Penwasser said...

I did.
Oh...my, now I've seen everything.

Alessandra said...

THe Denny's one was the best ever, but I really want to use the $3,000 commode, I bet it makes your poop smell like roses...:)

One Bad Pixie said...

Dinner at Dennys is sometimes bad enough. I can't imagine a wedding there. Wow.