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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

WTF Wednesday!

Yes, it's that time again....when I share with you the news items that I've encountered that have caused me to scratch my head and ask "What the f*ck???"

Here are this week's head scratchers!
A burglar in Rumania who was startled by a scary noise which he thought might be another burglar, dove under a bed and called the police.  Officers arrived to find no one else in the house and arrested him.  They assumed the noise he heard may have been made by the family cat.

I guess you couldn't call him a "cat burglar."  He may need to find a new occupation!

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He has a "spider-themed" beard among others and has his own website here to show them off.  His name is Chad Roberts and he's a member of the RVA Beard League.   It's worth clicking on the link if just to see his "beerd."

I don't know if he's married, but I think sleeping next to that "spider" would be a hairy situation!

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Her name is Pam Shaw and she's a 70-year-old virgin looking for some action.  She says she spent the last 50 years concentrating on her career as a cabaret singer, didn't believe in sex before marriage, and feared that marriage would mean the end of her career.  Not that she didn't have chances, she flirted with Tom Jones and Englebert Humperdink back in the day.  Now she's looking for a millionaire to wed and/or bed.

Good luck to her---hope she finds her dream man, and that if he's in her peer group that all his equipment is operational!

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Sometimes a photo is all that's needed for a WTF moment!

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Now, here's an internet scam that's looking for some gullible idiots!

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That's all the head-scratching today!

EVA

17 comments:

abbyhasissues.com said...

Ha! This is just what I needed this morning. WTF indeed...

Jeannine Breton said...

eeeeewwwwwwww !! that mustache!!! strange people in thus world.....

Brian Miller said...

yeah...hey little ones...that is a scary van...you dont want that candy...

and i am totally doing that with my beard...haha...and when my wife asks i will tell her i saw it here...smiles.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Top selections this week Eva!...and with legs like that, Miss 70 may just have a chance!

Stephen Hayes said...

I guess Pam Shaw has decided it's time to settle down and have kids.

fishducky said...

Are there actually people dumb enough to fall for that credit card scam?

Jane said...

The credit card thing is GENIUS! I say if you're going to defraud people, don't hide it...put it out there for all to see.

Kimberly said...

I find that hard to believe that she is as pure as ... well ... as... is anything pure nowadays?
Now I love me some Chuck Norris facial hair but that? Scares me.

Gail said...

I am smiling.

What is really scary is you probably don't have to look very hard to find these idiot happenings.

Unknown Mami said...

That credit card scam is too much and I bet people totally fall for it.

River said...

Pam Shaw - we're ALL looking for a millionaire....

I hope nobody falls for that credit card check scam. Beware people!

That spider beard would scare small children.

Ummm, no thank you, I'll buy my own candy.

Tez said...

As they used to say in Yorkshire, UK (where I grew up), "There's nowt as queer as folks!" Si true of the WTFs :-)

Pat said...

That facial hair thing was creepy. I'm guessing the guy is single. Can't imagine him getting lucky in the sack with that thing happening on his face!

Melissa Murphy said...

This was funny. Thanks for the Thursday morning chuckle. I needed that.

A Beer For The Shower said...

And people wonder why I have no desire to grow a beard. I think "looking like a spider" just got added to my list.

Also, that's an awesome scam. Anyone who's dumb enough to fall for that deserves it.

Socamom.com said...

Hi there! First time visitor. :)

Credit card scam... priceless - well, maybe not priceless. Loved all of these! Stopped by via a post on funnyorsnot.com.

Socamom.com said...

Hi there! First time visitor. :)

Credit card scam... priceless - well, maybe not priceless. Loved all of these! Stopped by via a post on funnyorsnot.com.