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Saturday, May 18, 2013

Saturday Silliness




After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed 
him -- and got a woman. 
 
 "Is Mike there?" I asked. 
 
 "He's in the shower," she responded. 
 
 "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. 
 
 When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This 
is Mike," he said. 
 
 "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. 
 
 "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the 
past half-hour." 

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Exercise

I woke up, 
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees, 
I turned my neck.... 
Everything made 
the same noise'CrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaccccK!' 

I came to a conclusion:

Heck, I am not old, 
I am just crispy!!!
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A woman found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took him to a vet.
The veterinarian found the problem was hair in the dogs ears.  He cleaned both ears and the dog
could hear fine.
The vet proceeded to tell her that if she wanted to keep his from recurring, she should go to
the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dogs ears once a month.  She went to
the store and bought some "Nair."  At the register, the pharmacist said, "If you are use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.

She replied, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days.

"I'm not using it on my legs," the woman explained. "If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

"Well in that case," said the pharmacist, "stay off your bicycle for about a week."\

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EVA

10 comments:

Gail said...

Wonderful!

Brian Miller said...

he says i can have 2...cute...they act like my boys...lol

Jeannine Breton said...

Cute ones.....

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
another great gurgle for the weekend! Thanks Eva and have a good one! YAM xx

Stephen Hayes said...

Thanks for educating me on a new name for a female body part---Schnauzer! It's never too late to learn new things.

Along These Lines ... said...

Yeah, I hate those phone calls when I'm in the shower, too.

Merlesworld said...

Very funny I like a good laugh.
Merle....

River said...

I LOVE this week's selection, that last little kitten is so cute, just like his dad. And the stretching kitty, cracking everything, yes, that's just like us. We're crispy.

Sue said...

hahaha

I think I'm pretty crispy myself.

=)

One Bad Pixie said...

The last one- I thought she was going to use it on her husband for the same effect as the dog. That wouldn't have been as funny though.