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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Saturday Silliness


My best friend and her ex had a very amicable divorce.   She knows this because when she 
changed her Facebook status to "I'm getting a divorce," he was the first one to click "like."


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Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento 
of some sort inside.  
 
"Yes," says Sally, "a lock of my husband's hair."  
 
"But Larry's still alive." 
 
"I know, but his hair is gone." 

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Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction'  to the first year medical students. 

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. 
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom. 

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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a 
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded.  
 
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this - I am a United States 
congressman"  
 
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." 

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EVA

9 comments:

Brian Miller said...

ha. he liked it...funny...
hope he's enjoying golf too...smiles.

Stephen Hayes said...

"Probably golfing with his buddies." You never fail to make me laugh. Thanks.

The Dose of Reality said...

Crying with laughter!! This is exactly the laugh I needed today! :)-Ashley

River said...

that golfing one had me snorting!!

Eva Gallant said...

Brian: after a certain age, don't men prefer golf?

Stephen: I'm glad I was successful once again.

Ashley: Great; that means my job is done for today!

River: that was my favorite, too.

SherilinR said...

Eva, I don't know how you always manage to come up with more jokes for Saturday Silliness!

Alessandra said...

I'm sure you have a secret box where you keep all these super funny jokes, because I never come across one I heard before. Totally love it! :)

Sue said...

These are super. You hardly ever find a dud.

hahaha

=D

Pat said...

That Facebook comment is sure proof of the sign of the times!

And the "asshole" comment? Now I have to Google what that part of the anatomy does during an orgasm. Because, gosh darn it, inquiring minds want to know! This one just cracked me up!