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Saturday, June 8, 2013

Saturday Silliness

On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to.' So Ole drove to Duluth .

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OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
 When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, 'I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents.'

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 THAT'S HER! 




A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, 'Yep, dat's her!'

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 SWIM COMPETITION
A Swedish woman competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second. The Swede reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, 'I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used der arms.'

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 MUSIC SOLUTION




Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How come?' asked Lars.
'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.

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 Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Minnetonka , Minnesota . The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said,'Ole...What in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You're naked.' 'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Swen's for his birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls.' 

'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked. 

'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!'So vee all go into the bedroom....where den he yells, 'Everybody git naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'
 I guess I'm the first one here.

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EVA

12 comments:

The Dose of Reality said...

Hahahahahaha! Love the silliness on a Saturday! These really made me laugh! (I especially liked the first one. It really made me giggle) --Lisa

River said...

I don't want to sound unkind, but I think Ole is a few cents short of a dollar, not the sharpest tool in the shed, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. I laughed and laughed!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...am glad I'm not the first one here!!! hah hahhhah hahaha Hugs, YAM xx

Theresa said...

OMG I'm rolling! Good stuff. LOVED the outhouse one! Thanks Eva!

Brian Miller said...

its not a lot of fun to be the first one there...in these circumstances...hahaha....

fishducky said...

FUNNY!! I sent a link to this post to http://pearl-whyyoulittle.blogspot.com. She's from Wisconsin, not Minnesota, but I thought she'd get a kick out of it!!

Stephen Hayes said...

'Everybody go to town!' Love it! Thanks for the laughs.

Eva Gallant said...

Lisa: Glad you got the giggles!

River: I suspect your right about Ole!

Yamini! Hugs back to you, girl!

Theresa: Your welcome! Glad I got you rolling! lol

Brian: Sounds like you speak from experience!

fishducky: Pearl and I go way back!

Stephen: Glad i could give you a few laughs!

Alessandra said...

ah ah ah, I loved the swedish accent, it definitely made the stories even funnier. :)

Jeannine Breton said...

The first to town!! ha, ha, Good ones Eva.

Charlotte Crawley said...

Fun stuff.

Rosemary Nickerson said...

The BREAST STROKE!!!!!!!!! too much.
Rosemary