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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???"

May is Masturbation Month!

May was deemed Masturbation Month 20 years ago by an adult toy store in California, called called "Good Vibrations."  I know!  I didn't know that either; thus, I missed out on the celebrations.  Oh, well, maybe next year.

(sorry, no photos for this bit of news!)

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Dunkin' Donuts New Breakfast Sandwich


Rumor has it that this Friday Dunkin' Donuts will be launching their new breakfast sandwich:  a fried egg and bacon inside a halved glazed donut!  

I know, bacon makes everything better, but really?  It's a heart attack waiting to happen!

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The Birthday Girl


Heidi Klum turns 40 this week!  I'm sorry, but from watching her on Project Runway, I would have sworn she was pushing 50!  Am I the only one who's been wrong about her?

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Unrequited Love


A lonely bull moose in Grand Lake, Colorado has been visiting this bronze statue of a moose daily for a week.  The poor beast seems confused and doesn't know ( or maybe doesn't care?) that his lover has a stone cold heart!

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "statutory rape."

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Enough head-scratching for this week!

EVA

16 comments:

The Dose of Reality said...

HA HA HA!! The end of the moose one made me burst out laughing! And I totally agree with you on Heidi...would have definitely thought she was older!-Ashley

River said...

That poor moose!
I think you're right about Heidi Klum, she does look more like 50.

Bacon and doughnut should never be used in the same sentence! And most certainly not in the same mouthful.

Brian Miller said...

oh i will def have to try one of those donut sandwiches....just for the sake of science....smiles...

um, that moose...thats got to hurt just a bit...

fishducky said...

I'm too upset to comment--I missed Masturbation Month again!! What kind of cake would have been appropriate?

One Bad Pixie said...

The donut might be good but I can't imagine it being remotely good for you. The poor moose is catching up on the missed out party of May being Masturbation Month and Klum looks much older than 40. Much older. Damn!

Pat said...

Statutory rape - hahahahaha!

Masturbation month - May - oh no! You mean to tell me that I have to abstain for 11 months? ;)

Paula Jones said...

I never thought Heidi was all that..
poor moosie...
now, about that breakfast sandwich, I would want to try one once then, of course, I'd have to run 45 miles to get it off (It's no fun getting hold, is it Heidi?)

Eddie Bluelights said...

Bet the moose thinks it's rather like making love to a drainpipe!! "Why the f---- is she not responding?", he may be wondering!, "next time she's bound to . . . er! . . . well! LOL

Merlesworld said...

I might have bacon for breakfast and a donut for morning tea, I guess I could have a late breakfast and a early morning tea and put them together or maybe not. I'm not saying a word about Heidi she still looks better than me.
What happened to sex shops you never see them anymore.I had a friend who went into one with her husband many years ago, they had working models on the counter of male and female working parts. Oh look she says you could plug them both in and go and have a cup of tea and they could do the job for you. She was asked to leave the shop, no sense of humour there.
Merle.......

Eva Gallant said...

Ashley: She looked pretty good on America's got talent last night.

River: Glad I'm not the only one who thought she was older!

Brian: No one can criticize scientific research!

fishducky: Cream cake?

OneBadPixie: You may be right about the moose!

Pat: I'm not sure what the rules are, either.

Paula: Can't feel to sorry for the moose--he keeps coming back for more!

Eddie: Maybe it's the animal equivalent of a man and a blowup doll!

Merle: That is too funny!

Alessandra said...

That dress Heidi is wearing is hideous, it almost makes the bacon/fried egg/donut thing look good. Somebody should have told the moose about May being 'hand jive' month...

A Beer For The Shower said...

That sandwich is nothing. Look up Paula Deen's Krispy Kreme burger. Hint: instead of buns you use two Krispy Kreme donuts.

Sue said...

That donut sandwich doesn't even sound good to me! And the moose cracked me up. And Heidi looks older than 40.

the end

;)

Kimberly said...

THat is some serious boob saggage. I would honestly consider eating the heart attack. Hey, if I'm going to meet my maker because I ate something fattening, it better be fracking delissssh
I wonder if the lotion and tissues stock went up?

Eva Gallant said...

Sue: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks older; and I agree on the breakfast sandwich!

BFTS: Eww....that burger sounds even worse!

Alessandra: I think you may be right about that moose!

Kimberly: I agree about the sagging boobs...not that attractive! and you are naught...tissue and lotion stock going up! lol

Jayne Martin said...

I'm with you. It seems like Heidi has been in her 40s forever. Really nice boobs, though. I'm wondering if that donut breakfast sandwich is served by a paramedic. And that poor dumb moose. You found some great ones this week!