Wednesday, June 26, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???"

This week's nuggets are below:

If you are wondering what the guy in the photo is doing, he goes by the name "Tootenanny" and he's competing in the 4th Annual Air Sex Show in Manhattan, NY.  You've heard of "Air Guitar" competitions?  Well, they were the inspiration for this contest where men and women individually appear on stage and perform simulated solo sex acts.

The rules are simple:  there must always be an imaginary partner on stage and all orgasms must be simulated.  The winner is selected by judges based on comedic appeal, sexual performance, and sexual energy.  This years winner's stage name was "Jam Out With My Clam Out" and wore a costume of a long robe, granny glasses, and a head full of hair curlers.  She beat out the competition when she removed her dentures to simulate oral sex.

They say there wasn't a dry seat in the house!  I wonder if this will become an Olympic event?

Dogs in Underwear--the Latest Trend

And I'm not even going to say another word on that topic...the photos speak volumes!


Giant Yellow Jacket Nest

In Florida, an insect expert was called in to deal with a yellow jacket nest that was over 6 and a half feet tall and 8 feet wide.  He said the nest included thousands of queens and millions of workers. 
He destroyed the nest and insects and admitted that though the nest was in a remote area, it could have been a deadly situation if an unprepared individual had happened upon it.

That's the latest buzz from the south!


Dumb Criminal?

Police in Syracuse, NY, say Arthur Brundage robbed a bank and then return to complain that he was short-changed on the loot! 



911 Booty Call

Clyde Hobbs dialed 911 seventeen times in one day.  The 72 year-old's emergency apparently was a need to talk dirty.  He made sexually oriented comments to operators each time he called.  When police showed up at his home, he asked, "Are you here to arrest me again?"   Indeed, it was the third time Hobbs had been arrested for the same stunt over the past 4 years!

Some one needs to tell this guy that that there are 900 numbers you can call for this service which won't result in a trip to the hoosegow!


Enough head-scratching for today!



Rosemary Nickerson said...

That's quite an odd assortment of weirdness. HUGE wasp nest!!!!

Brian Miller said...

dogs in underwear is just wrong...and air, not me...ha...disturbing...

The Dose of Reality said...

That yellow jacket thing was just SCARY. GAH!!

The air sex competition...BWAHAHAHA. That's hysterical and more than just a little WTF!! Hahahaha --Lisa

Al Penwasser said...

That story about the bees really bugs me.
But, that air sex thing really skeeves me.

Pearl said...

Air sex show. *shakes head*

Feel kind of badly about the hornets, though. In a non-populated area, would it have been so bad to have just left it there?


fishducky said...

People just keep getting weirder & weirder!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
eeeaauuuwww, aawwwww, uugggghh,...................what the... &*>

Sue said...

Air sex?! What next.


PS. Yellow jacket nest the stuff of nightmares!

Bossy Betty said...

Do I have to buy my air sex partner a drink?

Stephen Hayes said...

That bull dog in purple undies really cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

Gail said...

I'm not too sure some of these people
are not my neighbors.

Eva Gallant said...

Rosemary: Yes and yes!

Brian: Both are disturbing!

Lisa; Yellow jackets in that number could be deadly!

Al: What the heck is skeeves?

Pearl: You are so kind-hearted. I would not have wanted to wander into its vicinity!

fishducky: that's the truth!

Yamini: Yeah! lol

Sue: I agree...nightmares!

Bossy: I suppose not, so that would be a good thing, right?

Stephen: You are welcome!

Gail: lol

Merlesworld said...

What can I say, I'm amazed.

River said...

Yes, but don't the 900 numbers charge by the minute?
The wasp nest was kind of beautiful, all that building work they did, but I'm glad they're gone. Imagine if some campers stumbled into it looking for firewood at night or something?
air sex!! *shakes head* for heaven's sake...

Al Penwasser said...

"Skeeves' is something we said (and continue to say) growing up in Connecticut. Since it's a New England state (albeit one of the gnarly ones), I had thought Maine would also say it. Of course, it would be "wicked" skeeves.
But, still, from the Urban Dictionary:
Skeeves: (verb) to gross out; to digust; to make your skin crawl, sometimes with undertones of sexual deviance/perversion.

Al Penwasser said...

Of course, we call it "soda" while you call it "pop."
And you can keep that Moxie stuff, ayuh.

A Beer For The Shower said...

I'll do a lot of things for the sake of comedy, but I don't think air sex is one of them. Even *I* have the tiniest shred of dignity.

Also, those dogs in underwear pictures are just very, very creepy...

One Bad Pixie said...

The air sex thing would squick me out. I would likely not want to see some of those people climax at all. With or without clothing. Eeewwwwwwwww!

Paula Jones said...

Just when you think you've heard it all!! "Air Sex"??????? My boys talk about our dog being naked all the time, I should put some undies on her! I love WTF Wed!

Eva Gallant said...

Merle: Believe me, I'm amazed with you!

River: I believe they do charge...but I suspect it's cheaper than what he might have to pay to get out of jail! And yes, the wasps could be scary!

Al: I learned a new word! and I don't like Moxie, either!

ABFTS: Really? I'm surprised to hear that! lol And I agree...dogs in underwear are creepy!

Pixie: I'm with you on the "Ewwwww!"

Paula: I'm so glad you like WTF Wednesday!!!

Michelle Nahom said...

Laughing so hard! Where do you find this stuff - absolutely hysterical!! Air Sex? Dogs in underwear? But my favorite...robbing a bank and calling to complain the loot was short?!!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Michelle: I search hard and long to find these gems!