Saturday, July 13, 2013

Saturday Silliness

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Reading and childbirth

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "Tale of Two Cities" and she gave birth to twins"

"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'The Three Musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"!!!



1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is  FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.   

5.  The sport of choice for middle management is  TENNIS.


6. The  sport of choice for corporate executives and  officers is GOLF. So...


The  higher you go in the corporate structure, the  smaller your balls become.
   Therefore, there must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles!!!



Brian Miller said...

happy saturday eva. ha.
i will have to wait til he is older to share that sport joke with my son...that funny

Stephen Hayes said...

Like that little girl, I don't know shit either! Have a great Saturday.

fishducky said...

So glad you're enjoying your newly found "duckiness"!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
brewwhhhhahahhahah COL!! Oh Eva, cracked up again! &*> YAM xxx

misssrobin said...

Thank for the giggle. Happy Sharefest. I hope you have a lovely weekend.

Sue said...

First and last ones were my favorites today. Fun!


Paula Jones said...

Funny! Love the balls!

Eva Gallant said...

Brian: Laughter is good for the soul.

Stephen: Neither do I!

fishducky: I'm lovin' it!

Yamini: So glad to make you laugh!

missrobin: Happy sharefest toyou!

Sue: glad you liked them!

PMc: Glad to know you're fond of balls!

Al Penwasser said...

I never realized that about how your career impacts your choice of sports.

River said...

Marbles! Ha Ha. I think most politicians must be playing with hundreds and thousands....

Love that clever little girl, I'm going to send that one to my friend J.

The Dose of Reality said...

Bwahahahaha. I've never heard the ball one before! So funny!! --Lisa

Eva Gallant said...

Al: I'm not going to ask what your favorite sport is!!!

River: I hope your friend enjoys it!

Lisa: Glad to clue you in about balls! lol