Wednesday, July 10, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???"

False Alarm?

A domestic violence incident in Clawson, Michigan, turned out to be just the blood-curdling sounds of a woman smelling a fart.

The dispatcher told Clawson police a call had come in reporting a woman screaming and yelling, "No!  Stop!"  The caller expressed concern that the woman was being beaten.  When the officer arrived at the house and knocked on the door, the woman answered.  When asked if she was okay, she admitted that she'd been shouting at her boyfriend to stop when he was continuing to pass gas.

A little Beano, and there'd BE NO 911 call!


A Suspicious "Package"
When police pulled Ray Woods over for speeding, they noticed a bag of marijuana on the seat beside him.  When they asked him to step out of the car, they noticed an unusually large bulge in the front of his pants.  He was arrested and taken to the police station.  When searching him, they found he had 89 bags of heroin and cocaine tied to his penis.  When the officer tried to remove the bags, he then proceeded to urinate everywhere.  He was charged with possession with intent to deliver, and tampering with evidence. 

Perhaps it was an attempt to "water down" the charges against him?


Before and After

I don't know about you, but I think Meg Ryan looked better BEFORE she had plastic surgery!  I can't figure out why anyone thinks those botoxed lips are an improvement!  WTF?


Another Before and After:

The above example shows how Faith Hill's photo was air-brushed and photo shopped for public consumption.  Notice how much thinner her arm is, how much smaller her waist is, and how much thinner her thighs are under her skirt.  Also, neck wrinkles and bags under the eyes are gone in cover photo, too.  No wonder our young women are anorexic or bulimic; they are trying to match a standard that doesn't exist in real life!  WTF?   She's beautiful before the touch-ups!  Why is perfection necessary??


That's all the head-scratching for today!



A Beer For The Shower said...

Is that a bag of heroin in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Also, as a guy in his 20s, Faith Hill is a little out of my age range, but even still she looks great in that first picture. The fact that people even thought to photoshop that is ridiculous. Her arms and legs are ALREADY small. WTF indeed.

Brian Miller said...

ha. look at the size difference on that arm...ha...and some bad ones in my day, but...

The Dose of Reality said...

Meg Ryan honestly looks like a different is sad!-Ashley

Stephen Hayes said...

I totally agree with you about that Redbook cover. No wonder women hate their bodies.

Merlesworld said...

I just watched a show on when plastic surgery goes wrong and it was a eye opener, it should be shown to high school kids so the next generation is not as silly as the last and plastic surgens should had to display pictures of their mistakes in their consulting rooms.
The best farter I ever met was Angus the dog he does some beauties.

Eva Gallant said...

ABFTS: I agree...there was no need for photo-shopping!

Brian: It's crazy! Why is flatulence such a funny thing to men?

Ashley: It is sad!

Stephen: Amen!

Merle: I agree, but I'm afraid women would still go under the knife in pursuit of "perfection."

Mary | Deep South Dish said...

Head scratchers for sure. Too bad there isn't a real life photoshopper! I got a few things I'd modify LOL!!

Eva, I don't know if I'm just dense, but I used to visit your blog by clicking on your profile in comments. Now with it going to Google+ I can't seem to find your page listed anywhere. So I have to go to my bookmarks to find your page because I can't remember things like I used to just to type in the web addy. Am I missing something??

Al Penwasser said...

Meg Ryan doesn't look all that bad, I suppose. But, that "Inflate to 35 psi" tattoo on her lips is a tad off-putting.

River said...

That's Meg Ryan?? Dear God, she looks ill!
You're right about Faith Hill, beautiful beautiful, beautiful. Can you tell I'm a fan?
I wonder if she gave permission or requested the photoshopping? And why?