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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???"

Today I'm sharing with you some of the weird things you can find for sale on Amazon:

This will be a great hit in your guest bathroom!  It's a soap dispenser in the form of a nose.  Press or squeeze it and out comes green soap; your guests can have the sensation of washing away their boogers with boogers!

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Continuing with the bathroom/shower theme:  the "Weener Kleener Soap:"  One size fits most men and it gives a "hole" new dimension to fun in the tub!

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Here's the gift for the guy in need:  Dolly the  sexy, inflatable sheep!  'nuff said on that one!!

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Looking to spice up you meals?  How about some canned unicorn meat!  (Actually this has a disclaimer explaining that you can't eat it; can contains a dismembered stuffed unicorn!)

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Have a fondness for Ladies?....here's the opportunity to acquire approximately 1500 live lady bugs.
(I understand they can be useful in your garden--each can eat up to 50 aphids per day!)

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And bringing up the rear (pun intended), last but not least, for the outdoorsman who has everything, the Deer Rear Bottle Opener!  He can use the deer rear to uncap his beer!

I know, it's a shame I didn't discover these before Father's Day, but there are birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas will be here before you know it!


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Enough head-scratching for this week!

EVA

15 comments:

The Dose of Reality said...

OH MY GOD, thank you for providing some new pins for our "Oh Honey No" board on Pinterest...the sex sheep is my very favorite! ;)-Ashley

River said...

Weener Kleener soap??

I'm imagining teen boys and even men going for a shower and not coming out until the soap was gone.....
And I can't think of anything worse than a nose that dispenses green soap.
I wouldn't mind a tub of ladybugs though, the roses here would certainly benefit.

Brian Miller said...

cringe worthy....
baaaaa-d boy
go clean your weiner...

Eva Gallant said...

Ashley: You are very welcome!

River: At least they'd be clean, right?

Brian: Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Sue said...

We bought ladybugs for our yard one year, and it was great!

=)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
....oh 'deer'...

Stephen Hayes said...

I know several hunters I'd like to send that Deer Rear bottle opener.

fishducky said...

We used to be members of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. The soap dispenser in the ladies' room was a 12" replica of Michelangelo's David. You had to pull down the lever (penis) to get the creamy white soap!! My husband says that they had several daily newspapers framed on the wall above the urinals--I assume for multi-taskers.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hahahaha, those are awesome! I would contest the "sexy" sheep however. It looks sort of....not on top of matters. That giant nose thing though is just...that is just wrong, dude.

Merlesworld said...

There were some very odd things in that lot.
Merle.......

One Bad Pixie said...

Oh my. I can't imagine Dolly the sheep being 'sexy' in any way. She just doesn't have that look or the bedroom eyes. The soap? I'm not even going to go there. The rest? Words fail me.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Alright, so those are all pretty hilarious (and the reviews that people post for those are equally hilarious) but I will openly admit that I've ordered live lady bugs before (in huge quantities). My garden got swarmed with aphids and was on the verge of being destroyed, and I was reluctant, but I got some lady bugs because I heard that could fix the problem. I applied them to the garden, and they worked wonders almost instantly. Plus it was kind of cool to have a huge family of ladybugs out there.

Alessandra said...

I can appreciate all the comments on the sexy sheep and the weener kleener and nose soap dispenser, but I'm still stuck on the dismembered unicorn thing, who'd have thunk it? What would we do without Amazon...:)

Jayne Martin said...

These are on Amazon? Clearly, I''m not looking in the right department. Good grief!

Al Penwasser said...

I can think of something even better for the guest bathroom: something which dispenses Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.
Then again, that's probably not a good idea. Mrs. Penwasser would then spend hours there staring at it, mourning that which she cannot have.
Probably wouldn't have many more guests, either.