Wednesday, July 31, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

Beating the Heat While on the Road!

A police officer was on patrol in Germany, when he noticed an unusual type of convertible.  It was a roofless BMW with wooden boards and plastic flowers all around the edge.  On second glance, he noticed it was filled with water.  Four young men in bathing suits who appeared to be inebriated were frolicking around in the water.

When the "joyriders" spotted the officer, they pulled over and fled on foot.  Closer examination revealed that the car had been sealed with a synthetic material and filled with about 530 gallons of water.  The officer disabled the car by removing the sparkplugs and letting the air out of the tires.  When a 27-year-old male suspected to be the driver returned to the vehicle to recover his wallet, he was apprehended and administered a sobriety test.  No charges have yet been filed, as it is uncertain whether it is illegal to fill a car with water in Germany; the car was lacking a proper road permit.

These German fellows have given a whole new meaning to "Car Pooling!"


A Wedding Present in the Bride's Kiss

A bride-to-be showed up at a detention center in Huntsville, Tennessee, to marry one of the inmates.  While she was being searched, she asked if she would be allowed to kiss the groom.
The police officer noticed she seemed to be having difficulty keeping her dentures in place.  Finally, they dropped and he noticed a small package in her mouth.  It seems she planned to pass meth to her groom during the wedding kiss.  She is now being held on $25,000 bail.

Not what usually comes to mind when we talk about "mouth-to-mouth."


Celebrities before and after the makeup session:

Can you guess who this is????    Scroll down to find out.

Would you believe Kathy Griffin?

How about this one?  Recognize her?

  Would you believe, Sharon Stone?

Does this lady look familiar?

It's the lovely Cameron Diaz!

I guess the lesson here is "all that glitters is not gold."  And the next time your teenage daughter complains that she's not as pretty as some movie star, you might want to remind her that what we see on the screen is not real....not by a long shot, in many cases!

Enough head scratching for today!



Brian Miller said...

yikes....those are some pics....
ha, filing the car with water...that is now a personal challenge to it was still moving? crazy

River said...

The before and after pictures really make you look twice.
I like the car pool idea.

The Dose of Reality said...

WOW. The Kathy Griffin picture is honestly horrifying. Like a different person! Love the meth story!-Ashley

Gail said...

Talk about a great idea for a water garden! Gonna have to think on that one.

fishducky said...

Loved the carpool--& I didn't recognize ANY of the women!!

Sue said...

Those pics are pretty crazy!


Stephen Hayes said...

That's Sharon Stone? Please say it ain't so.

Eva Gallant said...

Brian: It was definitely moving. The article said they pulled over and abandoned the vehicle when they saw the police officer!

River: I kind of like the car pool, too!

Ashley: I agree, it's scary!

Gail: I just like the idea of a mobile hot tub!

fishducky: I like it, too. And I wouldn't have recognized those women if the "after" shots hadn't accompanied them!

Sue: I agree.

Stephen: Wish I could, but I'm afraid it is!

Alessandra said...

I'm still trying to picture that BMW with all the water in it, but wasn't the guy's wallet all wet? THose pics are quite disturbing. I think.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Kathy Griffin still looks like a horrific monster in the before AND after. That chick beat her face to death with the "bad plastic surgery" stick.

Sometimes aging gracefully is better than looking like an inbred catfish.

Eva Gallant said...

Alessandra: Maybe his wallet was in the glove compartment?

ABFTS: I many stars look horrible as a result of plastic surgery!