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Saturday, August 17, 2013

Saturday Silliness



Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. 
 
 One said, "Since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft 
and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to 
scare them away." 
 
 Another said, "Me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex 
attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." 
 
 The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. 
Haven't seen one back since." 

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Just when you think a person can't get any dumber.
This will cleanse the gene pool a little.
I know, I saw it right away too.  No safety glasses!  No hearing protection!  And I caught something else that is really important:  He has no gloves on! 
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EVA







11 comments:

River said...

Baptizing the bats!
What a great idea! A real stroke of genius.

OMG, the chainsaw....

Jeannine Breton said...

Oh, how I have missed Saturday mornings .....always know there will be a good start to my day. Thanks Eva..

Brian Miller said...

ha. every six months...
um, yeah that guys about to meet the teeth....

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...I needs me a sheepdog... &*> YAM xx

Pat said...

Where can I get me a "Sheepdog"? Cause these puppies need training, girl!

That chainsaw photo is a precursor to the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"! LOL!

rosaria williams said...

Thanks, I needed to wake up to humor.

Gail said...

I needed this laughter. Thank you

fishducky said...

Just as I expected--FUNNY!!

Stephen Hayes said...

That guy deserves a trophy for being dumb. Being a guy, it's hard to laugh while reflecting on the terrible consequences of such stupidity, but I did manage a chuckle.

MamaZuzi said...

Silliness is important as we get older. I can laugh out loud and not care what others think and I love that.

Eva Gallant said...

River: That chainsaw guy is about to become a real 'cutup!"

Jeannine: Glad your computer was working today so you could visit!

Brian: Either that or he's about to lose his teeth!

Yamini: You are not alone!

Pat: See above!

Rosaria: I'm always glad if I can start your day with a smile!

Gail: Once again, you are welcome!

fishducky: I hope I continue to live up to your expectations!

Stephen: I feel your pain, so to speak.

Mama: I think silliness keeps us youthful!