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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???


A man named Robert Newman from Wiltshire, England, has been banned from all farms in the United Kingdom for having sex with a goat.  He also has been given a curfew between 7:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m. between now and when his sentencing on Sept. 12.

No kidding around........this guy is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ass!

(note:  The identity of the goat  has been protected.  Source; Huffington Post.)
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A British woman, Nicola Peate, reportedly dislocated her jaw while trying to eat a triple patty hamburger.  At first she laughed about it, but finally had to seek medical help the next day when the pain extended to her jaw and neck.  The hospital was able to relocate her jaw and Peate is now recovered.  She says the burger was delicious and she'll be back, to eat it with a fork and knife!

I guess she bit off more than she could chew, according to the Huffington Post!

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Asha Mandela holds the Guinness Book Record for the longest dreadlocks.  Measuring in at 19 feet, and weighing 25 pounds when wet, the locks require 2 bottles of shampoo for their weekly wash, and 2 days drying time.  Doctors are concerned that the weight of the locks is doing damage to her back.  How long does it take to grow hair that long?  She hasn't had a haircut in 25 years!

Gives me a headache just thinking about it!

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Here's an invention you'll just love!  It's called the privacy scarf.  Whether you want to play video games on your Ipad  outside and need to block the sun's glare, or you want to avoid your employer's glare while you shop on line or visit porn sites at work, it's got you covered!

Who could resist such a practical piece of clothing????

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Coming soon:  August 25th is Go Topless Day....stay tuned!

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Enough head scratching for this week!

EVA

12 comments:

another jennifer said...

Um. That privacy scarf is freaking me out. It's just a tad conspicuous.

The Dose of Reality said...

HA HA HA! We have the privacy scarf on our Oh Honey No! Pinterest board!! :)-Ashley

Pat said...

There is no doubt about it. There are some strange people roaming this earth.

And I'm not one of them! Ha ha!

Why would ANYONE want to grow their hair that long? Seriously!

Sue said...

hahaha

I am dumbfounded.

=)

Stephen Hayes said...

Sex with a goat? Was it consensual?

One Bad Pixie said...

I hope the billy goat isn't the butt of the jokes in the barnyard for someone else getting in on his action.

Dislocating your jaw from eating a burger? I would be more concerned about the coronary sure to follow.

fishducky said...

I love your WTF Wednesdays!!

Eva Gallant said...

AnotherJenn: Ya' think it might be noticed?

Ashley: I didn't realize it made it to Pinterest as well!

Pat: I agree and admit, I may be one of them. I would think she'd get all tangled up in her hair when she's sleeping!

Sue: I never cease to be amazed.

Stephen: The goat was below the age of consent!

Pixe: You're not kidding!

fishducky: I'm glad you keep coming back for more!

River said...

I like long hair, but that's a little over-the-top. 104 bottles of shampoo a year! I use about 4.
That privacy scarf looks ridiculous.

A Beer For The Shower said...

I never understand the point of those things like world's longest hair or world's longest fingernails. It's like, cool, you have these cute little gimmicks. Now enjoy buying gobs of shampoo, barely being able to turn your neck, searing back pain, and having to constantly carry your own hair around like a newborn. Totally worth it, right?

RxMomKc said...

Eva, do you have an email address? I have a cute story that I think you would enjoy sharing with your readers...especially the New Englanders. Thanks.

Christa aka The BabbyMama said...

I want the privacy scarf for secret naps!